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Animal Riddles:

  • What does a cat have that no other animal has?
    • - Kittens.

  • What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
    • - A cowboy riding his horse.

  • What always sleeps with its shoes on?
    • - A Horse.

  • What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
    • - The shadow of an elephant.

  • What fur do we get from a Tiger?
    • - As fur away as possible! -

  • Why do dragons sleep all day?
    • - They like to hunt Knights.

  • What can honk without a horn?
    • - A goose.

  • What has a horn but does not honk?
    • - A rhinoceros.

  • What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
    • - To cover cows.

  • What two keys can't open any doors?
    • - A Donkey, and a Monkey.


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    Silly Riddles:

  • If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man',
    what do Postmen always get?
    • - Their Mail.

  • Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
    • - Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!

  • Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
    • - Adam, because he was the first in the human race. -

  • What is higher without the head, than with it?
    • - A pillow. -

  • Why is an island like the letter T?
    • - Because it's in the middle of water. -

  • When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
    • - When it's Satin. -

  • If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
    • - A white carnation. -

  • What is the best cure for dandruff?
    • - Baldness -

  • What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
    - Normal - You have fingers on both hands!

  • If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
    • - Wet -

  • What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
    • - A Towel -

  • How many letters are there in the alphabet?
    • - Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t) -

  • Where does Friday come before Thursday?
    • - In the Dictionary. -

  • When is a car, not a car?
    • - When it turns into a parking lot. -

  • What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
    • - A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells. -

  • What invention lets you look right through a wall?
    • - A window. -

  • A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
    • - He fell off the bottom step. -

  • What has a ring, but no finger?
    • - A telephone -

  • What bank never has any money?
    • - The riverbank -

  • What wears a jacket, but no pants?
    • - A book -

  • What can clap without any hands?
    • - Thunder -

  • What has a bark, but no bite?
    • - A tree -

  • What ship has two mates, but no captain?
    • - A Relationship. -

  • The first man is the master of priceless gems;
    The second man is the master of love;
    The third man is the master of shovels;
    The fourth man is the master of big sticks;
    Who are they?

    • - They're the Kings in a deck of cards. -

  • What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
    • - A Bottle. -

  • What has four legs, but can't walk?
    • - A Table. -

  • Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
    • - Because then it would be a foot. -

  • What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
    • - Trouble. -

  • What has many rings, but no fingers?
    • - A Telephone. -

  • What is made of wood, but can't be sawed?
    • - Sawdust. -

  • When is a door not a door?
    • - When it's a jar. -

  • What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that can not taste, and a soul that can not die?
    • - A shoe. -

  • What's easier to give than receive?
    • - Criticism. -

  • What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
    • - A blackboard. -

  • What is there more of the less you see?
    • - Darkness. -

  • What kind of dress can never be worn?
    • - An address. -

  • What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E', and only has one letter in it?
    • - An envelope. -

  • What bet can never be won?
    • - The Alphabet. -

  • What kind of coat can you put on only when it's wet?
    • - A coat of paint. -

  • What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
    • - A flag. -

  • If you have two coins, that add up to six(6) cents, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
    • - A penny and a nickel. (One was not a nickel, but the other one was!)

  • What goes up and down, but never moves?
    • - A flight of stairs. -

  • What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
    • - A Post Office. -

  • Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
    • - He throws it straight up. -

  • What has a hundred limbs, but cannot walk?
    • - A Tree. -

  • What can you serve, but never eat?
    • - A tennis ball. -

  • Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
    • - One was bald. -

    Food Riddles For Kids:

  • What room is never entered?
    • - A Mushroom. -

  • What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
    • - An egg. -

  • One day, while I was having breakfast, my wedding ring slipped off my finger and fell into a full cup of coffee, but the ring didn't get wet. Why not?

    • - The cup was filled with dry, ground coffee. -

  • I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

    What am I?

    • - A snake. -

  • I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?
    • - An egg. -

  • What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
    • -Lunch and dinner. -

  • How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
    • - One. After that it's not empty anymore. -

  • What kind of cup can't hold water?
    • - A cupcake. -

  • Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
    • - He wanted to have Sweet Dreams. -

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    What is always broken when talked about? Silence...

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    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. You eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I? -Corn on a cob-

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    Riddle We cannot see the cup, we cannot touch the cup, we cannot drink from it. What kind of a cup is that? Answer: Hiccups.

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    What do you call cheese that is not yours? -Nacho cheese...

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    Q) What is as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? A) -An elephant's shadow.-

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    How was the chef being mean to the food? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

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    Knock knock! Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell!

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    How many times can you subtract 6 from 30? Only once because the next time you'll be subtracting 6 from 24!

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    I 1 A Skunk, I 2 A Skunk, I 3 A Skunk, I 4 A Skunk, I 5 A Skunk, I 6 A Skunk, I 7 A Skunk. Whats Next? ANSWER: I 8 (Ate) A Skunk.

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    Q) Why did the cow cross the road? A) Because they are always on the mooove.

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    Riddle: What is blue, has white fluffs and sometimes has water under it? Answer: The sky.

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    Railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any r's? Answer: Yes, t-h-a-t!

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    Riddle: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I? …

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    Knock Knock. Who's there? Maybe. Maybe who? Maybe you can come up with a funny joke because I can't!!

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    There are two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says, "it's hot in here", and the other says, "O MY GOSH A TALKING BISCUIT!"

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    Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND ABALONE SHELL WITH A CROCODILE? A: A CROCK-A-BALONEY.

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    Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos? A) Wooly jumpers.

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    Joke: What do you get when you cross a fish and a squid? * * * A SQUISH!

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    Question: What can run but not walk? Answer: Your nose. =)

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    Riddle for kids: I have one coin in each hand, both of them make 30p (25 cents) - but one of them is not 10p (5 cents)! How can that be? …

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    Riddle: The rich people need me, The poor people have me, and if you eat me you die. What am I? Answer: Nothing

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    Q: There are 5 people at a picnic, five apples in a basket, each person takes an apple, there's 1 apple left in the basket. How can this be? A: The …

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    Q:The more you take out of me the bigger I get. What am I? * * * * A:I am a hole.

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    Riddle: What never ends, had its own date and is a dessert? Answer: PI (3.14159...)

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    You are in a room. There's no door or window and the walls are made of steel. There's only a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? …

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    I Was Out Horse Riding With My 12 Friends One Day. On Top Of The Horses We Had A Medium Umbrella All, 12 Of Us Were Under It. How Did We Not Get Wet? …

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    Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Answer: Because 7 8 9!

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    Riddle: What clothing does a house wear? Answer: A dress. (Address!)

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    Why did the turkey cross the road? To get stuffed!

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    Joke: What starts with t, ends in t, and is filled with t? Answer: A teapot.

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon your feet again!

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    Riddle: What disappears when you stand up? Answer: Your lap.

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    Riddle: What is in every corner and in every round room? Answer: The letter 'o'.

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    John's Mother had 3 daughters. All three daughters had one brother. How many kids are there in all? -Four-

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    Imagine you're in a box without doors. How can you get out??? Answer: Stop imagining!!

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    Who is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor has it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it you will die? Nothing!

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    Why is b so cool? Because it's between AC.

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    Ishkabble, King of the Jews, took off his socks and put on his shoes. Spell that with four letters? Answer: T H A T.

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    There is a man facing north and a man facing south. The man facing north asks the man facing south, "Why are you smiling?" If there was no mirror …

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    Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9. (seven ate nine)

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    Question: What is black when you buy it, Red when you use it and Grey when you throw it away? Answer: Charcoal

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    Q. How many animals were there in Moses's Ark? A. None, Moses didn't have an Ark!

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    Q. If a rooster lays an egg in your garden, who will the egg belong to? A. Nobody, roosters can't lay eggs!

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    Q. I'm in water but I never get wet. What am I? A. A reflection!

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    What can you find in December, that you can't find in any other month? The letter D.

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    What bear can you keep at home? A teddy bear!

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    Question: Why do chickens sit on eggs? Answer: Because they have no chairs.

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    I am part of a bird, I soar through the sky, I dip in the pool but always stay dry. What am I? A shadow.

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    Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at the butchers shop, wears a size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.

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    Question: What is the most dangerous city in the whole wide world? Answer: Electri city .

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    Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat? A. A traffic jam.

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    Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat? A. A traffic jam.

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    Q: What's black and white and 'red' all over? A: A newspaper.

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    A man and his son are in a car accident. The man dies on the way to the hospital, but the son needs surgery. In the operating room the surgeon says …

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    A pony feels sick so it goes to the docs office. The doctor examines him and says I know the problem, you're a little horse.

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    Question: What is yellow, black, and white? Answer: Scrambled eggs with salt and pepper.

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    Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: Open the door and put it in! Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: Open the …

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    Question: What has i's but cant see??? Answer: MISSISSIPPI !!

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    Question: Five copycats were in a car. One jumped out. How many were left? Answer: None. (They all copied the first one!)

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    Question: If the clock shows '1'; It is one o'clock. If the clock shows '13'; What time is it?? Answer: Time to repair your clock. …

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    Question: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Answer: Lean Beef.

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    Question: What weighs a ton forward but not backward? Answer: ton--not

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    Question: What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate fighter? Answer: A pork chop.

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    Question: What did the coffin say to the other coffin?..... Answer: IS THAT YOU COUGHIN?!?

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    Question: OK, There are two cliffs - the only thing connecting them is a rope, and the rope has a basket. The basket can only hold you and one item. …

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    Q. What do you call a little girl who cuts her own hair? A. A snip it!

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    Question: What do you call an old snowman? Answer: Water!

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    Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge? Answer: Open the door and push him in. ("I didn't mention the size of the fridge!" lol) …

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    Question: What did the Lion say when it saw the lion hunter in a jeep? Answer: Meals on wheels. by: Julian Pupos

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    Person: "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!" Doctor: "Oh, pull yourself together."

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    Question: I am sometimes pointed, sometimes dull, my head is the color red, green, pink or white. What am I? Answer: A pencil.

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    Question: What do you call a girl who stands under the roof during the rain? Answer: "Miss-understanding"

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    Q. What crawls on four legs in the beginning, walks on twos in the middle and on threes in the end? A. A human.

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    Q. - What is green and has wheels? A. - Grass! I was joking about the wheels!

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    QUESTION: Where does a dog get his hair cut? ANSWER: At the barker shop.

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    What get's bigger, the more you take away? -A hole. What holes hold water? -A sponges holes!

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    What goes up, but never comes down? * * * * * * * * * * * * Your Age.

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    Knock-knock. Who's there? The Interrupting Cow. The Interrupting Co- "MOOOO!"

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    Why did the sheep cross the road? To get to the baa-barshop.

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    Question: What is the difference between an onion and an oboe? Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.

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    Why was Cinderella never a part of the football team? * * * * * * * * * * * Because she always ran away from the ball.

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    How many months in a year have 28 days? * * * * * * * * * * * They all do!(Each month has 28 days or more!)

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    What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out? * * * * * * * * * * * -Watermelon-

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    What do you call a frog that says, "Hey I'm a frog?" - - - - - - - - - - - - A talking frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I run around but never race, my hands are always on my face, I cannot count very many numbers, you hit me and i let you slumber. What Am I? - - …

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    There is a family with 5 kids and exactly half of them are boys. How is this possible? - - - - - - - -They're all boys!

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    1.) FUNNY SIGNS: Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a London Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING …

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    CHILDREN JOKES TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables! …

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    Q. How do you get an elephant out of a pond? A. All Wet ...

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    Q. What bow can't be tied? A. A Rain bow !

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    Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? A. So he could have Sweet dreams.

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    Q. What is so fragile that it breaks once you say its name? A. (Silence)

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    Q. What travels with no wheels? A. A plane!

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    You can always visit your local library and find tons of free books of Riddles, Funny Poems and Kids Jokes. When you find a book that your kids love to read over and over, you can always buy it from your local books store, Mall, or even online. It is worth it to keep your kids laughing out loud with you!

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