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Plain silly joke for kids! 

Mother (over the phone) - Doctor, Doctor my son has drunk a bottle of ink!
Doctor - I'll be there in half an hour.
Mother - What shall I do till then? …
Kids Riddle - What am I thinking of? 

What am I thinking of?
It's not eggs,
it is rude,
it is round,
it is not wrong,
it is red,
it is not alive,
it is not loud,
it is not breakable, …
Riddle 

Q. What goes up a chimney down, but won't go up a chimney up?
A. An Umbrella!
Animal Riddle 
Riddle: There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many didn't?
Answer: 10 didn't!
('forty ate' cats)
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
How much dirt can you dig out of a hole 3' wide, 3'feet long, and 3' feet deep?
Answer:
None, its a hole.
Food Joke For Kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
Why was the strawberry crying?
Answer:
Because her father was in a JAM.
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
Answer:
A candle
Grammar Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What is the proper way of saying this:
Egg yolks IS white ... or... Egg yolks ARE white?
Answer:
They're yellow!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
If you have six kids and have five potatoes.. how do you feed all the kids equally? (No fractions!)
Answer:
You make mashed potatoes! …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What is black and white and read all over?
Answer:
A newspaper.
Food joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What does a nosy pepper do?
Answer:
It gets jalapeño business!
Silly joke for kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the banana say when he got sun burnt?
Answer:
I'm peeling!
Plain Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
There is an empty pool. 20 heads go down, when they come back out there are 24 heads.
How is that possible?
Answer:
There are 20 …
Plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Ms. Pink loves the color pink! She lives in a one story house and everything is pink. She has pink dogs, beds, clothes, and even pink hair! What color …
Mystery riddle that makes you think Not rated yet
A rich man was murderd last night. There are 3 suspects. Bill, Adam and Kevin. The rich man knew who was going to murder him, so he left a clue for the …
Plain fun riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Answer:
Trouble!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
When I am metal or wood, I help you get home. When I am flesh and blood, in the darkness I roam.
What am I?
Answer:
- A Bat. - (A …
A silly animal riddle joke kind of Not rated yet
There were 1000 bricks on a wall. 1 fell off.
How many were there?
999
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in only 3 steps?
1) Open the …
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What can you crack, what can you make, what can you tell, what can you play?
Answer:
A joke!
Great Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I live in the middle of the sea, and come twice in a week.
What am I?
Answer:
The letter E!
Silly Not rated yet
Joke:
What does J-O-K-E spell? Now say that word ten times. Now answer this question. What do you call the white part of an egg?
Answer:
The white …
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What flies when your happy and slows when your not?
Answer:
Time.
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has two arms, two legs, one nose and two eyes?
Answer:
You!
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Wednesday, Tom and Joe walk into a grocery store, buy food, pay, then leave. But Tom and Joe didn't pay.
Who payed?
Answer....... …
Fun Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Jacks father has five sons, the names are
Mat Met Mit Mot.
What is the fifth child's name?
Answer:
Jack!
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
One night a queen and king went fishing. They each caught one fish and they had three fish total.
Who caught the third fish?????
The …
Plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
If there is a Queen, a King and two twins, how is it possible that there are no adults in that room.
Answer:
The answer is because they …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer:
FSSSSSHHHHH!!!
Fun Riddles For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
How far can you run into the woods?
Answer:
Halfway or you'll be leaving the woods.
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Riddle:
2 Fathers and 2 sons each buy …
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle for kids:
I run but never walk.
I murmur but never talk.
I have a mouth but never eat.
I have a bed but do not sleep.
What am I?
Answer: …
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has 1 face, 2 hands, but no arms legs or a body?
Answer:
A clock!
Food Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What do you have to break before you can use them?
Answer:
Eggs!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
I have one letter but my name is spelled with eight.
What am I?
Answer:
Envelope!
Fun Riddles For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a mouth but can't talk?
Answer:
A jar.
Riddle:
How many letters are in POST OFFICE?
Answer:
100,000+. …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
I fell on the water, but I didn't fall into the water. Where was I?
Answer:
On a boat.
Classic Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
Even an empty glass has it,
and if you eat it you die.
What is it?
Answer:
Nothing!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What comes ONCE in a "Month", TWICE in May and March, and never in TWO-THOUSAND YEARS?
Answer:
The letter M.
Classic Animal Riddle...One More Time Not rated yet
Riddle:
A cowboy came to a town on his horse on Thursday and left on Friday and came back 2 days later on Friday.
How did he do it?
Answer: …
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Railroad crossing look out for the cars.
Can you spell that without any R"s?
Answer:
T.H.A.T.
Math joke for kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why was six mad at seven?
Answer:
Because seven eight nine!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
Answer:
Because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
FUNNY JOKE!!! Not rated yet
Joke:
Why don't dalmatians like to take baths?!
Answer:
They don't like to be spotless!
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
Answer:
Try to ketchup.
Silly riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
When are there only 24 letters in the alphabet?
Answer:
When U and I aren't there...
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with a 't', ends with a 't', and has 't' in the middle?
Answer:
A teapot!
Plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What walks on 4 legs at dawn, 2 legs at midday, and 3 legs at dusk?
Answer:
A man. In the beginning of the day or the begging of his …
An animal joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer:
Ground beef.
Silly joke for kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Did you hear about the circus that caught on fire?
Answer:
It was in tents!
Easy riddle for little kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Why did the girl throw butter out the window?
Answer:
Because she wanted to see butterflies!
Silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Imagine that you were in a train that was about to crash, what do you do?
Answer:
Stop imagining!!!
A Riddle to Ponder Not rated yet
Riddle:
I come one in a minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a thousand years.
Answer:
The later “M"
Plain Riddle Not rated yet
A couple went on a plane. The plane crashed. Every single person died. The couple survived.
How is that possible?
Answer:
Every single person …
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What does an egg say when it had a busy day???!
Answer:
"I'm EGGxausted!"
Silly Joke For Kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?!?!
Answer:
Still Mount Everest...it doesn't …
Knock Knock Joke! Very silly!! Not rated yet
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moooooo!
(Hint: when you tell someone this Knock knock joke, don't let them …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
When I am new I am tall, but when I am old I am short who am I?
Answer:
A candle.
Just a plain silly joke for little kids Not rated yet
Joke:
John, Bob and Pinch Me were walking along a river. John and Bob fell into the river and drowned.
Who was left?
Answer:
Pinch Me! (When …
Plain silly riddle for little kids. Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man got in to the shower. But when he came out he was dry.
How is that possible?
Answer:
He never turned the shower on!!!
Funny story joke! Not rated yet
Mike, Henry, and Greg went to a party. After the party they returned to their hotel. The hotel is 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
What has eighteen wheels and flies?
Answer:
A garbage truck!
Silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Near the bridge, there was a boat full of people, but we could not see a single one.
Why couldn't we see a single one of the people?
…
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What's black when you buy it, red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?
Answer:
Charcoal!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why do three siblings, born at the same time, go on vacations so often?
Answer:
They're trip-lets!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Mary's Mother had 4 children, April, May, and June.
What was the name of the fourth child?
Answer:
Mary!
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is the something that can eat all it likes but can never drink water or it will die?
Answer:
Fire.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What's something that's hard to find, but easy to lose?
Answer:
Trust.
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the mushroom get invited to parties?
Answer:
Because he was a fungi! (A fun guy!)
SILLY MILLY Jokes for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
What has hands but no body?
Answer:
-a clock
Joke:
What has fingers but no nails?
Answer:
-knuckles
Joke:
…
Food Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What room has no rooms, no doors, or floors but still stands up?
Answer:
A mush room !
A barn house joke Not rated yet
Joke:
A rooster lays a egg on top of a narrow barn, which way does it roll off?
Answer:
Roosters don't lay eggs!
A red house riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a green house, in a red house, in a white house and has babies?
Answer:
A watermelon.
Brain teaser Not rated yet
Riddle:
Train A arrives on the hour and every 12 minutes. Train B arrives on the hour and every 15 minutes.
When do both arrive at the same time? …
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What is alike between a jeweler and jailer?
Answer:
They both deal with chains!
Fun riddle for kids. Not rated yet
Riddle:
You are playing ping pong and your ball falls into a hole. You cannot reach it with your arm. All you have is a racket, your hand, and a water …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
If you feed me I live, give me water, I die.
What am I?
Answer:
Fire!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to i?
Answer:
Short, because when you add er, it becomes SHORTER!
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
When I'm young, I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short.
What am I?
Answer:
A Candle!
Silly Joke For Kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the toilet roll down the hill?
Answer:
Because he wanted to get to the bottom.
Plain silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Lizzy lives in a pink one story house. She has pink couches, pink chairs, pink pillows, a pink refrigerator, pink Windows, and more. What color are her …
Animal riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am a part of a bird that when I fly, I am on the ground. And when it rains I remain dry.
What am I?
Answer:
I am the shadow of …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Forward I'm heavy, backwards I'm NOT.
What am I?
Answer:
Ton
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
Answer:
You rocket!
Plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has many holes but can hold water?
Answer:
A sponge.
Silly Jokes For Kids Not rated yet
Say, "Toast in a toaster, 5 times."
Then ask,
"What goes in a toaster?"
Answer:
Bread!
Silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is on every test but, a genius never seems to have?
Answer:
A question!
Silly Jokes For Kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Answer:
Argh -ile.
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Joke:
What can be served but not eaten?
Answer: …
Riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man was afraid to go home because the man with the mask was there.
Why?
The man was at first base in baseball and had to run to home. …
Riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up but never comes down?
Answer:
Your age.
Plain Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle for Kids:
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill, but Sam and Peter did not pay the …
Great Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Though I have enlightening powers,
The length of my life is hours.
Tall to begin, shorter I grow.
A gusty wind is my worst foe.
What am …
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What kind of dog likes to take baths?
Answer:
A Sham poodle !
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
John's mom gave birth to 3 children, the first child's name was April the second child's name was May what was the third child's name?
Answer: …
Dad and Son Classic Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
There was once a dad and son and they had a car crash. Both of them went different hospitals.
The dad had a operation but he died and the …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What building has the most stories?
Answer:
A library.
Plain silly joke for kid Not rated yet
Joke:
What begins with P, ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Answer:
A Post Office!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer:
A zebra that doesn't know how to use lipstick!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What can you break but not touch?
Answer:
A promise.
Great Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
A railroadcrossing without any cars... Can you spell that without any R's?
Answer:
T.H.A.T.
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call an X that just got out of the tub?
Answer:
A CLEAN X!
Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen my dishes please!
Funny Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did Mitch bring 2 pairs of pants to her golf game?
Answer:
In case she got a hole in one!
Riddle Not rated yet
3 Traveling salesmen stopped at a Hotel to get a room. The Clerk charged them $30.000 so each man paid the Clerk $10.00. = $30.00. A short time Later the …
Great Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
A mother and daughter live in a round house, the mother went to the store and came back to see her daughter missing. The shoe shiner said, that …
Animal Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has hair, but is not a mammal?
Answer:
Kiwi, coconuts and peaches.
Great Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is black when it is found, red when it is used, and is grey when it is thrown away?
Answer:
Coal!
Math Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
4 men were traveling. They bought a hotel room for 28 dollars. Each man gave the bell boy a dollar. The next day the manager called the men …
Food Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You throw away my outside eat my inside. You eat my outside and throw away my inside.
What am I?
Answer:
Corn.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Little Mary lives on the 30th floor of an apartment. When she leaves for school she hits the button for the main floor. She gets on her bus …
Silly Camping Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How can the camper make a fire with just one stick?
Answer:
'Cause he makes sure it's a match!
Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Mr. Green lives in the green house. Ms. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mrs.Orange lives in the orange house. Mr. and Mrs. Blue live in the blue house. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has 4 eyes but can't see?
Answer:
Mississippi!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
When I am born I am big. As I become old I grow small. What am I?
Answer:
A Candle.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Silly Riddle:
A man was murdered one cold, Friday. He lived with his son and wife in a circle house.
During the investigations the son, wife and …
Silly Jokes For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What has a head and a tail but isn't a animal?
Answer:
A coin!
Fun Joke for Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer:
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How many birthdays does the average human have?
Answer:
One. Their birth day.
Silly Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
One Knight, a woman and a man got on a boat. The next morning three people got off the boat.
How can this be?
Answer:
There was a …
Silly joke Not rated yet
Riddle:
Which flowers are on everyone's face?
Answer:
Tulips!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Once there was a pink house that was one story high. If the whole house was pink, what was the color of the stairs?
Answer:
It was only …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Answer:
They would be bagels!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with p and ends e and has a lot of letters in it?
Answer:
The post office.
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you get when it rains cats and dogs?
Answer:
- You step in a poodle. -
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the orange stop rolling?
Answer:
It ran out of juice.
My riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a face but no head, hands but no feet?
Answer:
A clock
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the salad say to the refrigerator?
Answer:
Do you mind I'm dressing.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has holes but never leaks?
Answer:
A sponge.
Food Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
If you had 100 buns for 50 pences, what would each bun be?
Answer:
Stale.
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How did the skeleton call his friends?
Answer:
With a tele bone.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I have keys but I don't open anything, I have steps but you don't walk on me...
What am I?
Answer:
A piano.
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I go out to sea one day and I see a boat filled with people, but there isn't one single person on the boat...How?
Answer:
-Everyone on …
Plain riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?
Answer:
Soap, chalk and a pencil.
Classic Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What do you do if you're trapped in a house …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
If a chicken says "all chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
1st Riddle:
A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. In what country do they bury the survivors?
Answer:
You don't bury …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What does a bee say when it gets home?
Answer:
Honey, I'm back!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am on a duck.
People receive me in the mail.
People have to pay for me.
I am also some peoples names.
Answer:
…
Food Joke! Not rated yet
If there were no food left, what could people do?
-----------------------------------------
Country people could eat their forest preserves and city …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a face but can't see?
Answer:
A clock.
Kids Joke Not rated yet
What is black and white and red all over?
Newspaper! (Read all over)
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What looses its head everyday, but gets it back every night?
Answer:
{A Pillow :)}
The problem ... a silly joke for kids Not rated yet
So a mom and a son are talking and this is what they said!
Son: Mom, the school is being so unfair.
Mom: Why, what did they do?
Son: They're punishing …
Silly Not rated yet
Jim walks into a bar.
DONG.
He hits his head.
It was an iron bar :-)
Simple Riddles Not rated yet
WHAT GROWS SHORTER THE LONGER IT STAYS?
-CANDLE-
WHAT HAS A FACE AND HANDS BUT CANNOT TALK OR WORK?
-CLOCK-
WHICH DATES ARE POSSIBLE TO EAT?
-CALENDAR- …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put him in, close the door.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, …
Plain silly joke for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
How many eggs can you put in an empty Easter basket?
Answer:
One. After that it's not empty anymore!
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why can't animals at the zoo take tests?
Answer:
Too many cheetahs/cheaters!
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
There once was a man with a wife and a cat.
The man hated the cat. One day he drives far away with the cat in the car. He throws the cat into the woods, …
It is plain riddle Not rated yet
RIDDLE:
What is the centre of the gravity??????????
Answer:
The alphabet "v".
Smart riddle Not rated yet
What belongs to you but more people use it than you?
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*Your name!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man is at home and starts running to the right. Then he turns left, then left again, and one more time ending up at home where he sees two …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Name a gate which cannot open?
Answer:
-Colgate
Alphabetical Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What's in season, seconds and minutes but not in decades, years or days?????
Answer:
The letter N.
Just a plain silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer:
To get his quarterback.
Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
There was a plane crash and if every single person died. Who was left?
Answer:
The married couples.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man makes an coffin. Another man borrows it. Another man buys it from him. The creator of the coffin could see it, the guy who borrowed …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: What has 3 feet, but can't walk ?
Answer:
-A Yardstick-
Doctor Joke Not rated yet
"Doctor Doctor, I think I am a bell!"
"Take these, if they don't work give me a ring."
Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Answer:
Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I sit on a corner and travel around the world.
Who am I?
Answer:
A Stamp.
A Fun Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What are two letters that make the word small larger and shorter?
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Answer:
Small er !
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why do birds fly south?
Answer:
Because it is too far to walk! ( ha ha ha )
Funny Food Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no middle, and no end?
Answer:
A doughnut!
Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the shark cross the road?
Answer:
To get to the other tide!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head but no neck?
Answer:
A blouse!
A bottle!
A guitar!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What kind of skeleton weighs a ton?
Answer:
A SKELE-TON!
Silly Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What comes once in a month, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
Answer:
The letter "m"
Funny Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What stands in NEW YORK and sneeze's all day?
Answer:
The acchhhooo! of liberty
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Give it food and it will live, give it water and It will die.
What is it?
Answer:
Fire.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head and tail but never had any legs? …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You press me at the bottom and meet me at the top.
What am I?
Answer:
An Elevator!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Pinkie's favourite colour is pink, her roof's pink, her sofas pink, her ceilings and walls are pink, what colour are her stairs?
Answer:
She doesn't …
Funny Riddles for kids Not rated yet
Johnny's mother has 4 children. Their names are April, May, June and _______.
Answer: Johnny! of course. It was Johnny's mother!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has four legs, but has only one arm?
Answer:
- An armchair -
Random Joke Not rated yet
Dad: How are your grades, son?
Son: Under water.
Dad: What do you mean?
Son: They're below C level.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
It always runs, but never walks,
It often murmurs, but never talks,
It has a bed, but never sleeps,
but has a mouth, but never eats.
What …
A Class Riddle...one more time! Not rated yet
A certain Mr. Smith went out with his son one day. While they were crossing the road a car hit them. Mr. Smith died instantly but his son was badly injured. …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
What is the longest word?
Answer:Smiles
Because there is a mile between the two S
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the fast tomato tell the slow one?
Answer:
Ketchup!
Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You are stranded in a desert in a box with only a table and a mirror how do you get out?
Answer:
Look in the mirror see what you saw, …
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Riddle:
What kind of instrument can't you see, can't touch, but you can hear?
Answer:
Your voice.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Answer:
A penny!
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Riddle:
Five friends got together after a few years. They went out on a boat. They were laughing so hard they all fell out of the boat, but not a SINGLE …
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Riddle:
What do you always wait for but never comes?
Answer: Tomorrow
Because once tomorrow comes it no longer tomorrow it's today!
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I am an animal of 4 letters. My 1st two letters give me an order. My 1st and 3rd letters are a name of state in India. My last 2 letters are a preposition. …
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High School Joke For Kids
Joke:
Why did john take a ladder to school?
Answer:
Because he was in high school.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
There are 32 white horses on a red hill. First they chomp, then they stomp, then they stand still.
What are they?
Answer:
Teeth.
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Joke:
Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer:
Because seven eight nine!
*Remember to check and see if your joke is already on Bestfamilyadvice.com, …
Animal Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is as big as a T-Rex but weighs nothing?
Answer:
It's shadow.
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Joke:
Why do elephants have trunks?
Answer:
Because they'd look silly with suitcases!
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What can you catch, but not throw?
A Cold!
*Remember to always add the punch-line/answer or Bestfamilyadvice.com may not post your submission!
Great riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Answer:
-Pride
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Riddle:
It has seven letters. It preceded God, is greater than God, more evil than the devil, all poor people have it, wealthy people need it. If …
Riddle Not rated yet
Funny Jokes And Riddles For Children
Swati: Will come to my party tomorrow?
Rima: No, sorry I will go to see Romeo and …
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with an e ends with an e and only has one letter?
Answer:
An envelope!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Which roll cannot be eaten?
Answer:
Petrol.
Animal joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What animal eats with its tail???
Answer:
All of them, because they can't take it off.
-Daniela
Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
If a fire hydrant has H20 in it, what does it have outside of it?
Answer:
K9P!
Silly Riddles Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is green on the outside, red on the inside and has black spots all over inside?
Answer:
A red watermelon.
Riddle:
What has …
Funny jokes for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Answer:
With a pumpkin patch .
Joke:
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
Answer: …
Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Answer: Because he wanted to get to the bottom!
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is as large as a castle, but finer than air, nor 1000 men and their horses can push me.
What am I?
Answer:
A castles shadow.
…
Silly riddles and jokes for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What kind of bean can you not grow?
Answer:
A Jellybean.
Joke:
Why does the Milkman drive a white truck?
Answer:
To carry …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up the stairs but does not move?
Answer:
A carpet.
Horse and Castle Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
The horse jumps over the castle. The castle disappears.
What is it?
Answer:
A game of chess.
Plain silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Timmy's mom has 3 children. There names are nickel, penny and what's the next child's name?
Answer:
Timmy of course!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
It stays with us all day long, but midnight or rain it's all gone?
What is it?
Our shadow.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I can run but I can't walk.
What am I?
Answer:
WATER {tap}
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: If a blue house is blue, a white house is white, and red house is red, what color is a green house?
Answer:
It's not green, it's clear. A …
A Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is so fragile that even saying its name could break it?
Answer:
Silence
plain silly joke Not rated yet
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to your house.
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
A: THE CHICKEN!
Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q. WHY DID THE COMPUTER SQUEAK?
A. BECAUSE SOMEBODY STEPPED ON THE MOUSE.
Q. HOW DO YOU KNOW CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES?
A. BECAUSE YOU NEVER …
A Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
Answer:
A river …
Fun Jokes for Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Answer:
You're too young to smoke!
*
Joke:
How do you make an egg-role?
…
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What instrument can you not see and can not touch?
Answer:
Your voice.
Mystery Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle for kids:
A man got killed on Sunday and the police came to his house. The police asked the maid, the chef and the butler what they were doing. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has holes but can hold water?
Answer:
A Sponge!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Which gate we cannot enter?
Answer:
Colgate.
Funny Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!
Riddle: Can you spell this without any R's?
Answer:
Yes. T-H-I-S
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
what did the cockerel (rooster) say to the chicken?
Answer:
How do you doooooooo?????!!!!!!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with t ends with t and is full of t?
Answer:
A teapot!
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Which fruit is always in the calendar?
Answer:
A Date.
Animal Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What insect has the first word is ANOTHER kind of insect?
Answer:
A beetle. Bee-tle.
Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer:
Umbrella.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What falls but never get hurt?
Answer:
Rainfall.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
As I was going to St.Ives, I met a man with seven wives and each wife had seven sacks and in each sack were seven cats and with each cat were …
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is it that you take off the outside and cook the middle and then you eat the outside and throw away the middle?
Answer:
Corn on the …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What stays in the corner but travels the world?
Answer:
A stamp!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is a seven letter word that if you take away two letters it becomes an eight letter word?
Answer:
Weights
Kids Bumble Bee Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
Answer:
He wanted to have sweet dreams.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
If you were the bus driver and there were 45 people on the bus. The bus drove to Liverpool and dropped off 5 people then to Manchester and …
Silly Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a song about a car?
Answer:
A car toon! (cartoon/car tune)
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Once a boy named Sam had a very funny kinda illness. Whichever part of his body, he touched, he felt a lot of pain. He went to the doctor.
What did …
Plain Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
A child falls off a 1000 foot ladder but he does not get hurt.
Why not?
Answer:
The ladder was laying on the floor!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You're in a deep, dark jungle. You have a matchstick, a wooden stove, and a lantern.
What will you light first?
Answer:
The matchstick …
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Riddle:
Mr.Archibald went for a walk in the forest.
It began to rain suddenly and he didn't have anything to protect his head. But not even a few hairs …
Riddle ... one more time! Not rated yet
One night the king and queen went fishing. Everybody caught one fish each. Three total fish were caught.
Answer:
…
Just a silly joke!!! :D Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the math book say to the pencil?
Answer:
I have a lot of problems!
Silly Food Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
You have 3 oranges. If you take one away, how many would you have left?
Answer:
3. The oranges are yours!
A Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
It starts with T and ends with T and it is full of T?
What is it?
ANSWER:
A TEAPOT
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you know if the moon is out of money?
Answer:
When it's down to a quarter.
Silly Joke!!! Not rated yet
You are pushing your car and pull up to a hotel. At that moment you realize that you are bankrupt.
What is most probably happening to you?
You …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
A worker named Aly works on the 1000th floor of a sky scrapper. Everyday she leans on the window, but one day she fell asleep against the window.
Well, …
4 riddles for kids! Not rated yet
Joke #1.
If I put a clock on the woods, what time is it?
-Tree o'clock.-
____
Joke #2.
If I pretend that I am a fly and I'm stuck in a …
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
You can hold it without using your hands or arms.
What is it?
Answer:
-Your Breath-
Plain silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call emergency relief to Antarctica???
Answer:
Cool-aid!!!
Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
Answer:
You are too young to smoke!
Silly Joke Not rated yet
One day a man went to the doctor and said:
"Doctor, everyday in my dreams I play soccer."
Doctor: Take these pills, they will help you sleep better. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up, but can never come down?
Answer:
Your age.
Monkey's.. Not rated yet
Me: Hey buddy, look, I can make a monkey face!
Buddy: If you want a monkey face, then just look in the mirror. (:
My Brother.... Not rated yet
Me: I'm tired, I need my beauty sleep.
Brother: Then you obviously need more than you're getting. (:
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you get with fighting peas?
Answer:
Black eye peas...
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is the only kind of coat that goes on wet?
Answer:
A coat of paint!
Different Not rated yet
I come one minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a thousand years.
I always run, but never walk
I have a bed, but I don't sleep
I have a …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Answer:
A lamp.
Just plain silly joke Not rated yet
What thing awakes you if your clock is broken?
What Martin? We need the answer!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
Answer:
Bumble bee flying backwards!
Silly joke or riddle Not rated yet
What 7 letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
Answer:
O I C U R M T
(Oh, I see you are empty!)
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What stool can you not sit on?
Answer:
A Toadstool.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle For Kids:
There were frogs in the foyer and families around the fountain. There were also fierce foxes in the forest.
How many 'f's in that? …
Silly riddles. Not rated yet
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Age.
Q: What comes down and never goes up?
A: Rain.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q.
What did 0 say to 8?
A.
Nice belt!!!!!!!!!!
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q.
What did the green grape tell the purple grape?
A.
Breath buddy, breath.
Silly joke Not rated yet
What can you serve, but cannot eat?
- a tennis ball -
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Where do chimpanzees toast their bread?
Answer:
Under the gorilla.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I come once in a minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a second?
What am I?
The letter m.
Classic Kids Joke Not rated yet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Animal Riddle Not rated yet
This horse lives on a farm. But since this horse is the only horse on the farm, it can eat all of the hay next to the barn whenever he chooses.
But …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
You're trapped in a concrete box with no windows and no doors, with a table and a mirror.
How do you get out?
Answer:
You see what …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Remove the letter "S".
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
You're driving a bus. 100 people get on 34 get off, then 408 get on and then 34 get off and 1000 get on 56 people get on 500 get off, 1,000 people get …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
A man lives in a flat, he goes to work every day. However he takes the stairs half way down but then takes the lift half way down then does the same when …
Kids animal joke. Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you spell cow in 14 letters?
Answer:
seec
oho
double youw
just plain silly Not rated yet
What is always broken when talked about?
Silence...
Food Joke Not rated yet
Q:What did Obi Wan Kan obi say to Luke Sky-walker at the dinner table?
A: May the FORKS be with you!
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q:
What do you call two cows playing tug-a-war?
A:
Beef jerky.
Plain Riddle Not rated yet
What has 21 dots and is never ill?
A dice.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You fill it full of boogies!
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Q.
I have a tongue that can't taste and a soul that can't die, what am I?
A. A shoe!
riddle Not rated yet
Question:
Which book is in every household, no matter what religion they follow?
Answer:
The Phone Book.
silly joke Not rated yet
There is one story house and everything is blue.
The lamp is blue, the floor is blue, the walls are blue and the roof is blue.
What color are the stairs? …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Here is another one...
There were three girls that robbed a bank. One was blond, one was …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
I am a rock group made of 4. All of who are dead and one was assassinated.
What am I?
Answer:
Mount Rushmore
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
When you utter my name I am not there.
What am I?
Silence.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
You throw away the outside and cook the inside.
You eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What am I?
-Corn on a cob-
riddle Not rated yet
What thing is light but you can't lift it up?
A shadow.
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.
What am I?
-Fire
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Why is b always cold?
Because it's in the middle of ac.
riddle Not rated yet
I have a face and 2 hands.
What am I?
-A clock.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
What can you walk all over and it can't stick up for it's self?
Answer:
-A floor-
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle
We cannot see the cup, we cannot touch the cup, we cannot drink from it.
What kind of a cup is that?
Answer: Hiccups.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer:
Tomorrow.
riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What makes a plant rot, a metal rust, and a young boy grow.....???????????????
Answer:
Water!
Joke Not rated yet
Q. Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom...
Food Joke Not rated yet
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
-Nacho cheese...
christian riddle Not rated yet
What's more evil than Satan,
greater than God,
the rich need it,
the poor have it,
if you eat it you will die.
Answer:
Nothing!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Q) What is as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
A) -An elephant's shadow.-
Food Joke Not rated yet
How was the chef being mean to the food?
He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell!
Funny Riddle For Kids. Not rated yet
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?
Only once because the next time you'll be subtracting 6 from 24!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
I 1 A Skunk, I 2 A Skunk, I 3 A Skunk, I 4 A Skunk, I 5 A Skunk, I 6 A Skunk, I 7 A Skunk.
Whats Next?
ANSWER: I 8 (Ate) A Skunk.
Just plain silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is blue, has white fluffs and sometimes has water under it?
Answer:
The sky.
Riddle Not rated yet
Railroad crossing without any cars.
Can you spell that without any r's?
Answer:
Yes, t-h-a-t!
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.
What am I?
…
What Am I - Riddle Not rated yet
I have a little house where I live. There are
no doors or windows. If I want to go out I
must break through the wall.
What am I?
Answer:
…
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Which is the best month to parade?
Answer: March.
Joke:
Which king is harmful for our health?
Answer: Smoking.
plain silly joke Not rated yet
Seven giants passing by.
Seven pears hanging high.
Each takes one but six pears still hangs high.
How could this be?
'Each' is one of the Giants …
Funny Knock-knock joke!!! Not rated yet
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Maybe.
Maybe who?
Maybe you can come up with a funny joke because I can't!!
2 Biscuits Not rated yet
There are two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says, "it's hot in here", and the other says, "O MY GOSH A TALKING BISCUIT!"
Just Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q:
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND ABALONE SHELL WITH A CROCODILE?
A:
A CROCK-A-BALONEY.
A warm animal joke... Not rated yet
Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos?
A) Wooly jumpers.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you get when you cross a fish and a squid?
*
*
*
A SQUISH!
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What does an octopus wear on a snowy day?
Answer:
A coat of arms.
Ridddle For Kids Not rated yet
Question:
What can run but not walk?
Answer:
Your nose. =)
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle for kids:
I have one coin in each hand,
both of them make 30p (25 cents) -
but one of them is not 10p (5 cents)!
How can that be?
…
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
The rich people need me,
The poor people have me,
and if you eat me you die.
What am I?
Answer:
Nothing
Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What kind of cars do electricians ride?
Answer:
A Volts Wagon.
Picnic Riddle Not rated yet
Q: There are 5 people at a picnic, five apples in a basket, each person takes an apple, there's 1 apple left in the basket.
How can this be?
A: The …
Riddle Not rated yet
Q:The more you take out of me the bigger I get. What am I?
*
*
*
*
A:I am a hole.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What never ends, had its own date and is a dessert?
Answer:
PI (3.14159...)
Silly riddle and joke. Not rated yet
The riddle:
What has teeth, but can't bite ?
Answer:
A comb.
The joke:
The teacher says, "I am beautiful." What tense is it?
…
Letter Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Which letter wears cool glasses?
Answer:
The ''I''
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
You are in a room. There's no door or window and the walls are made of steel.
There's only a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out?
…
animal Not rated yet
Joke: What did the cow say when he went to buy a video?
Answer: "I wonder what moo vie I should buy?"
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
I Was Out Horse Riding With My 12 Friends One Day. On Top Of The Horses We Had A Medium Umbrella All, 12 Of Us Were Under It.
How Did We Not Get Wet? …
Ridddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer:
A dress. (Address!)
State Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Which state owns all the colors?
Answer:
COLOR-ado
Silly joke Not rated yet
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get stuffed!
Plain Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What starts with t, ends in t, and is filled with t?
Answer:
A teapot.
Dragon Joke Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is in every corner and in every round room?
Answer:
The letter 'o'.
What Am I - Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move. What am I?
Answer:
…
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
John's Mother had 3 daughters.
All three daughters had one brother.
How many kids are there in all?
-Four-
Awesome Riddle! Not rated yet
Riddle:
There were 2 ducks in front of a duck, 2 ducks behind a duck and 1 in the middle how many ducks all together?
Answer:
3 ducks! …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
If a 10m rope is tied to a horses neck and his food is 15m away, how does he get to the food?
Answer:
He walks over to it, because the …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Imagine you're in a box without doors.
How can you get out???
Answer:
Stop imagining!!
Food Joke Not rated yet
Joke: Why was the cook so mean?
Answer: She whipped the cream and beat the eggs.
Fun Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
1. What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
Answer: An orange is orange in colour but an apple is not apple colour!
2. …
Plain sillly riddle Not rated yet
Who is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor has it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it you will die?
Nothing!
riddle Not rated yet
Why is b so cool?
Because it's between AC.
Riddle Not rated yet
Ishkabble, King of the Jews, took off his socks and put on his shoes.
Spell that with four letters?
Answer: T H A T.
Riddle Not rated yet
Q. I was on a bridge looking down at the river and I saw a boat with 100 people on it. I waved to them but there was not a single person on the boat. …
Riddle Not rated yet
There is a man facing north and a man facing south. The man facing north asks the man facing south, "Why are you smiling?"
If there was no mirror …
Silly joke Not rated yet
Why was six scared of seven?
Because 7 8 9.
(seven ate nine)
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What is black when you buy it,
Red when you use it and
Grey when you throw it away?
Answer:
Charcoal
Animal Not rated yet
Q. How many animals were there in Moses's Ark?
A. None, Moses didn't have an Ark!
Animal Not rated yet
Q. If a rooster lays an egg in your garden, who will the egg belong to?
A. Nobody, roosters can't lay eggs!
Riddle - What am I? Not rated yet
Q. I'm in water but I never get wet.
What am I?
A. A reflection!
Riddle Not rated yet
A man lives on the tenth floor. He goes straight down to the lobby when he comes down. When he wants to go back to the tenth floor, he takes the elevator …
Chickens Not rated yet
Question:
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Answer:
Because they have no chairs.
A Riddle Not rated yet
There was these two boys in school and the teacher called out there names.
She asked, "Are you two twins?"
They said, "No Miss, we are brothers. …
Riddle Not rated yet
If it takes 7 men, 7 days, to dig 7 holes, how long does it take 1 man to dig a half a hole?
You can't dig a half a hole - everything you dig is a hole!!! …
Riddles Not rated yet
Question: I have a face and hands, but no legs.
What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Question: What comes down but never goes up ?
Answer: Rain. …
riddle Not rated yet
A young Eskimo and an old Eskimo were standing outside their igloo. The young Eskimo is the old Eskimo's grandson. But the old Eskimo is not the young …
riddle Not rated yet
I am part of a bird, I soar through the sky, I dip in the pool but always stay dry.
What am I?
A shadow.
Animal Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
I am a bird, but I can't fly.
I'm black and white.
I can live in the ice and I can swim.
What am I?
A Penguin.
Trickiest Riddle I Know Of........ Not rated yet
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people …
Riddle Not rated yet
Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at the butchers shop, wears a size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What is the most dangerous city in the whole wide world?
Answer:
Electri city .
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Q.
What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath?
A.
Stinker Bell.
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I stop working when there's no point, but when I sharpen my neck I start to work again.
What am I?
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A pencil.
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Which is the biggest gate in the world, that you can't pass through?
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Col gate .
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There are 2 fathers and 2 sons on a fishing trip. They all caught a fish but only brought home three fishes.
Nothing happened to …
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Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?
A. A traffic jam.
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Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?
A. A traffic jam.
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Q: What's black and white and 'red' all over?
A: A newspaper.
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A man and his son are in a car accident.
The man dies on the way to the hospital, but the son needs surgery. In the operating room the surgeon says …
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Q. What comes once in a year, but twice in a week?????????????
A. The letter 'e'.
Answer:
e
year=y+ e …
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
To get to the other side.
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Which driver can't drive car?
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A Screw driver.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
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F_sh.
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What is yellow, black, and white?
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Scrambled eggs with salt and pepper.
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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door and put it in!
Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the …
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What has i's but cant see???
Answer:
MISSISSIPPI !!
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Five copycats were in a car.
One jumped out.
How many were left?
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None. (They all copied the first one!)
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If the clock shows '1';
It is one o'clock.
If the clock shows '13';
What time is it??
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Time to repair your clock. …
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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Answer:
Lean Beef.
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What weighs a ton forward but not backward?
Answer:
ton--not
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
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A pork chop.
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What did the coffin say to the other coffin?.....
Answer:
IS THAT YOU COUGHIN?!?
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OK, There are two cliffs - the only thing connecting them is a rope, and the rope has a basket. The basket can only hold you and one item. …
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There was a man with two sons. Each son weighed 40 pounds. The man weighed 80 pounds. They had a boat that could carry 80 pounds.
They …
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Q. What do you call a little girl who cuts her own hair?
A. A snip it!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Answer:
Water!
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There was a father and his son that were going on a trip. They got into an accident, the father was killed and the son was badly injured. …
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What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place?
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The letter …
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Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge?
Answer: Open the door and push him in.
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What did the Lion say when it saw the lion hunter in a jeep?
Answer:
Meals on wheels.
by: Julian Pupos
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Person: "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Oh, pull yourself together."
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Question: I am sometimes pointed, sometimes dull, my head is the color red, green, pink or white.
What am I?
Answer: A pencil.
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Question: What do you call a girl who stands under the roof during the rain?
Answer: "Miss-understanding"
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Q. There are four men in boat the boat sank and the men sank to the bottom of the lake, yet not one single man got wet.
Why?
A. They were all married …
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Q. I have a foot but it doesn't get cold, I have four legs but I can't walk, I have a head but I can't talk.
What am I?
A. I'm a bed!
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Q. What goes around the world in a corner?
A. A stamp!
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Question: What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot!
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Q: A cowboy came to town on Friday, stayed 3 days and left on Friday.
How did he do it?
A: His horse was named Friday. …
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There is an electric train going west.
The wind is blowing east.
Which way does the smoke go?
Answer:
There is no …
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Q. What crawls on four legs in the beginning, walks on twos in the middle and on threes in the end?
A. A human.
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Q. Why did the nose cross the road?
A. It was tired of being picked on!
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Q. What story can only be told at night?
A. A "knight"s tale...
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Q. - What is green and has wheels?
A. - Grass! I was joking about the wheels!
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Question: I am yellow and black, and I blow bubbles. Who am I?
Answer: A Bubble Bee.
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Question: What do you call a cow that gossips about you?
Answer: A cattle tale.
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QUESTION: Where does a dog get his hair cut?
ANSWER: At the barker shop.
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Question: I am small, I have a pink tail. People really don't like me, I rhyme with bat.
What am I?
Answer: A Rat
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What get's bigger, the more you take away?
-A hole.
What holes hold water?
-A sponges holes!
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What goes up, but never comes down?
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Your Age.
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Q.) There are 10 girls and 1 dog, all standing under one small umbrella and none of them get wet.
How is that possible?
A.) Who said …
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What's round but not always around? Light but sometimes dark, and sometimes it's both. You can walk on it but not many have.
What is it?
-The …
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrupting Co-
"MOOOO!"
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Romeo and Juliette lied dead surrounded by tiny pieces of glass and a small puddle of water.
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Question: What is the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.
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Question: What English verb, by rearranging its own letters, becomes its own past tense?
Answer: Eat!
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What turns everything around but doesn't move?
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A Mirror!
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Why was Cinderella never a part of the football team?
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Because she always ran away from the ball.
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What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out?
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What do you call a frog that says, "Hey I'm a frog?"
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A talking frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I run around but never race, my hands are always on my face, I cannot count very many numbers, you hit me and i let you slumber.
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There is a family with 5 kids and exactly half of them are boys. How is this possible?
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1.) FUNNY SIGNS:
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING …
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CHILDREN JOKES
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Q. How do you get an elephant out of a pond?
A. All Wet ...
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Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A Rain bow !
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Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have Sweet dreams.
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Q. What is so fragile that it breaks once you say its name?
A. (Silence)
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