(St. Helens, England)
An English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man went to the fun-fair and found a magic slide. Whatever you screamed whilst going down the slide, that is what you landed in.
First, it was the Englishman's turn. He screamed 'GOLD!' whilst going down the slide, and ended up in a pot of gold.
The Irish man screamed 'SILVER!' whilst going down the slide, and ended up in a pot of silver.
When it came to the Scotsman, however, he climbed up to the top of the slide, and sat down ready to go. In all the excitement, he forgot to scream what he had thought, and shouted 'Weeeeeeeeee!' ...and ended up in a pot of wee!