Plain Silly Joke
(Jamestown, North Dakota)
Years ago, Sherlock Holmes and his new buddy Tidan, were camping one late night.
Tidan said, "Sherlock I am very tired. Can I go to sleep?"
"Sure!", said Sherlock Holmes," I'm kind of sleepy myself."
So they went to sleep. At about 3:00 a.m. Sherlock woke up and said,"Tidan what do you see in the sky?" And Tidan said," I see millions and millions of stars and..."
Sherlock interrupted him and said," No! I mean someone stole our tent!"