What is an astronauts favorite snack? A.
What's an aliens favorite candy? A.
Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip? A.
So he could do space crafts.Q.
why did the judge send the turtle to jail? A.
Because he was known as a hard case.Q.
What's an astronauts favorite drink? A.
How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship? A.
What do space cows say? A.
What do you comb a rabbit with? A.
A hare brush.Q.
What do you call a pan spinning through space? A.
An unidentified frying
What do you call a wizard in space? A.
A flying saucer-er.Q.
Which rodent won the basketball game? A.
The porcupine because he had the most points.Q.
How do you catch a squirrel? A.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Books and Authors:Q.
What's a Tiger's favorite day? A.
What do you call a Snowman with a suntan? A.
Books and Author Jokes:
Donations by Sharon and Karen,
Drapes by Curt and Rod,
Loud Speakers by Mike Rophone,
Star Wars by Tye Phyter,
The contest by
Willie Winn and Betty Can.
The Haunted House by
Credit Cards by
I'm Broke by
World Of Elephants by
L. Ong Trunk,
Three Wishes by
Great Mysteries by
How to get an 'A' on your Math Exam by
Cal Q. Lator,
Winter Hikes by
What is an aliens favorite sport? A. Space
What did the left hand say to the right hand? A.
How does it feel to always be right? Q.
What did one eye say to the other? A.
Between me and you, something smells.
What can you hold in your right hand but not your left hand. A.
Your left elbow Q.
Why don't acrobats work in the winter? A.
They only do Summer
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?A.
You can't tuna fish. Q.
where do mermaids see movies? A.
At the Dive
How do you buy cat food? A.
Purrr can. Q.
What monkey is always exploding? A.
A ba-boom. Q.
Why can't you play games in the jungle? A.
Because there's always gonna be a cheetah. Q.
What's black and white and eats like a horse. A.