Joke: How do you fix a broken pumpkin? Answer:With a pumpkin patch. Joke: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?Answer:In case he got a hole in one.Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?Answer:Beef jerky. Joke: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?Answer:A Toy-yoda.Joke: How does a farmer count a herd of cows? Answer:With a cow-culator.
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