Funny Christmas Jokes

by Milaina Gregory
(Murray Bridge, SA, Australia)

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can say ho-ho-ho.


Q: What's red and white and gives presents to good little crabs on Christmas?

A: Sandy Claws...


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Clausetrophobic


Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandma a packet of odd handkerchiefs for Christmas?

A: She didn't know what size her grandma's nose was.


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.


Q: Why was Santas little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem.


Q: What do you get when you cross a archer with a gift wrapper?

A: Ribbon Hood.


Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes.

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