Animal Jokes


Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge?

Answer: Open the door and push him in.

("I didn't mention the size of the fridge!" lol)

OK, then, how do you stick a giraffe into a fridge?

Open the door and push him in?
Nope...first you have to open the door and take the elephant out, and then you can put the giraffe in.

One day, there was a meeting in the jungle. All the animals attended the meeting except one.

What animal missed the meeting?

The giraffe, because it was in the fridge.

One boy tried to cross a river which was full of crocodiles just by swimming...he managed to reach the other side safely.

How was it possible?

The crocodile went to the jungle meeting.

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