Imagine your in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
Just quit imagining!!
How many letters are there in THE ALPHABET?
Eleven; T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs before there were chickens.
What has two heads, 4 eyes, six legs, wears a hat, and has a tail?
A cowboy riding a horse.
What can honk without a horn?
What is the best care for dandruff?
What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
NORMAL!!!!!--- you have all your fingers in both hands.
What has two words but thousands of letters?
A Post Office.
What is easy to get, but hard to get out of?
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Because George still had the ax in his hands so his father didn't punish him or else George would kill him.