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Q. Why was the student's report card wet?

A. It was below 'C' level.

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Q. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A. A blackboard.

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Q. What's the longest table in the world?

A. A multiplication table.

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Q. What can you hold in your right hand but not your left hand.

A. Your left elbow.

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Q. Brian's mom has four children.

The first was a boy named Jerry. The second was a girl named Susan. The third was a boy called Robert, and the fourth was another boy.

What was his name?

A. Brian.

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Q. The Jones family built a house, only to find that all four walls faced south. When they were finished building, they looked out the window and saw a bear.

What color was the bear?

A. White. The house was built on the North Pole and bear was a Polar Bear.

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Q. Joe was asked how many ducks he had.

He answered, "As they ran down the path, I saw one duck in front of two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks."

How many ducks did Joe have?

A. Three. The ducks were waddling down the road in single file.

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Riddle for kids.

Q. There are two coins on the table totaling 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter.

What are the coins?

A. One of them is not a quarter, but the other is! A dime and a quarter.

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Q. Little Abbey lives on the fifteen floor of an apartment.

Each morning she takes the elevator down to the lobby, where she waits for her school bus. After school, she walks back to the elevator, which she takes up to the sixth floor. At the sixth floor she gets out and walks up the remaining nine flights of stairs to get to her apartment.

Why doesn't she take the elevator all the way up?

A. Abbey can't reach any buttons higher than the number six.

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Q. There are six purple socks, four red socks, and eight black socks all mixed up in a drawer.

The socks are exactly the same except for the color. Your room is pitch black and you have to pick out one pair of matching socks.

What is the least number of socks you would have to take out of the drawer to guarantee matching a pair?

A. Four. It would be possible to get a matching pair in the first two that you pick out, but since you can't see, you'd have to take four to guarantee a match.

If you pick out a purple sock, followed by a red one, then a black sock, then the next sock you pull out, whether it's purple, red, or black, will match one of the socks already in your hand.

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Q. Why do you have to be careful with sunrises and sunsets?

A. Because day breaks and night falls.

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Q. What's round and bad-tempered?

A. A vicious circle.

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Q. What can you put into a barrel full of water to make it lighter?

A. A hole.

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Q. What works only after it's been fired?

A. A rocket.

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Q. Which kind of house weighs the least?

A. A lighthouse.

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Q. How did the hairdresser get home so fast?

A. She took a short cut.

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Q. When do dentists get angry?

A. When they run out of patients.

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Q. What does a farmer grow if he works very hard?

A. Tired.


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