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Silly Joke For Kids 
Joke:
What is a plumbers favorite fruit?
Answer:
A plum.
Plain riddle
Riddle:
Ch to your right ch to your left, you are in the middle, what's the riddle?
Answer:
Church
Fun Riddle for Kids
Riddle:
You have 5 piles of sand in front of you. 3 piles of sand on your right and 2 piles of sand on your left. If you pit them all together, how …
Funny Riddle For Kids
Riddle:
If an electric train is going north, which way is the smoke going to go?
Answer:
No where, it is an electric train.
Silly Joke
Joke:
What goes up, but never comes down?
Answer:
Your age!
Silly Riddle
Riddle:
There were 2 fathers and 2 sons, they all went fishing and each caught 1 fish. When they looked at all the fish caught, there were 3 fish in …
EASY RIDDLES
1.What did one Math book say to the other Math book?
Answer:I have lots of problems
2. Queen, can you spell it!
Answer: I.T.!
4. What is …
tongue twister
Say this,
Grin again gang gets gung-ho about gladness. 3x
OK, then try this one,
Smile sweet sister so you send Satan sadly away.
Now …
Riddle for everyone... so listen closely!!!
The one who makes it sells it,
the one who sells it buys it,
the one who buys it uses it,
the one who uses it never sees it.
WHAT IS IT????? …
Silly Joke
What is pink and fluffy?
-Pink fluff
What is blue and fluffy?
-Blue fluff
What is white and fluffy?
-A cloud!
Plain Riddle For Kids
Question:
How did a man get out of prison when there were no windows or doors, only a bench.
Answer:
He broke the bench in half.
Two halves …
Animal Joke
Question:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer:
I have no eye deer.
Silly Animal Riddle... or Joke.
Three ants were walking in a straight line.
The first ant said, "There are 2 ants behind me".
The second ant said, "There is 1 ant behind me". …
silly joke
Q. How do you make the number one disappear?
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A. Add a "g" to it and it's gone!
Silly Riddle
(Q.) What's stronger than God, more evil than the devil, rich men want it, the poor have it, and if you eat it-you will die?
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Food Riddles
Q. What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house?
A. (A watermelon.)
riddle
One night a King and a Queen went into a room.
The next day when they came out there were three people.
How is that possible?
There was …
Riddle
Riddle:
A man lives on the 17th floor of a 20 story building, but he comes home from work and presses the 8th button on the elevator and walks up the …
Plain silly joke for kids!
Mother (over the phone) - Doctor, Doctor my son has drunk a bottle of ink!
Doctor - I'll be there in half an hour.
Mother - What shall I do till then? …
Kids Riddle - What am I thinking of?
What am I thinking of?
It's not eggs,
it is rude,
it is round,
it is not wrong,
it is red,
it is not alive,
it is not loud,
it is not breakable, …
Riddle
Q. What goes up a chimney down, but won't go up a chimney up?
A. An Umbrella!
Animal Riddle
Riddle: There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many didn't?
Answer: 10 didn't!
('forty ate' cats)
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I have keys but I don't open anything, I have steps but you don't walk on me...
What am I?
Answer:
A piano.
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What runs but has no legs?
Water!
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Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I go out to sea one day and I see a boat filled with people, but there isn't one single person on the boat...How?
Answer:
-Everyone on …
Plain riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?
Answer:
Soap, chalk and a pencil.
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What room has no windows or doors?
Answer:
A mush room .
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
30 white horses on a red hill. They tramp, then they stamp, and then they stand still.
What are they?
Answer:
Teeth
Classic Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What do you do if you're trapped in a house …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
If a chicken says "all chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
1st Riddle:
A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. In what country do they bury the survivors?
Answer:
You don't bury …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What does a bee say when it gets home?
Answer:
Honey, I'm back!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am on a duck.
People receive me in the mail.
People have to pay for me.
I am also some peoples names.
Answer:
…
Food Joke! Not rated yet
If there were no food left, what could people do?
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Country people could eat their forest preserves and city …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a face but can't see?
Answer:
A clock.
Kids Joke Not rated yet
What is black and white and red all over?
Newspaper! (Read all over)
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What looses its head everyday, but gets it back every night?
Answer:
{A Pillow :)}
Silly Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Animal Joke:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer:
A FSH!
The problem ... a silly joke for kids Not rated yet
So a mom and a son are talking and this is what they said!
Son: Mom, the school is being so unfair.
Mom: Why, what did they do?
Son: They're punishing …
Silly Not rated yet
Jim walks into a bar.
DONG.
He hits his head.
It was an iron bar :-)
Simple Riddles Not rated yet
WHAT GROWS SHORTER THE LONGER IT STAYS?
-CANDLE-
WHAT HAS A FACE AND HANDS BUT CANNOT TALK OR WORK?
-CLOCK-
WHICH DATES ARE POSSIBLE TO EAT?
-CALENDAR- …
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put him in, close the door.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, …
Plain silly joke for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
How many eggs can you put in an empty Easter basket?
Answer:
One. After that it's not empty anymore!
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why can't animals at the zoo take tests?
Answer:
Too many cheetahs/cheaters!
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
There once was a man with a wife and a cat.
The man hated the cat. One day he drives far away with the cat in the car. He throws the cat into the woods, …
It is plain riddle Not rated yet
RIDDLE:
What is the centre of the gravity??????????
Answer:
The alphabet "v".
Smart riddle Not rated yet
What belongs to you but more people use it than you?
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*Your name!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man is at home and starts running to the right. Then he turns left, then left again, and one more time ending up at home where he sees two …
Silly food joke for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
Why are cooks so mean?
Answer:
-Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!-
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Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Name a gate which cannot open?
Answer:
-Colgate
A Fun Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is the longest rope in the world?
Answer:
Europe
Alphabetical Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What's in season, seconds and minutes but not in decades, years or days?????
Answer:
The letter N.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has rings but no fingers?
Answer:
A tree stump.
Just a plain silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Answer:
To get his quarterback.
Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
There was a plane crash and if every single person died. Who was left?
Answer:
The married couples.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
A man makes an coffin. Another man borrows it. Another man buys it from him. The creator of the coffin could see it, the guy who borrowed …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: What has 3 feet, but can't walk ?
Answer:
-A Yardstick-
Doctor Joke Not rated yet
"Doctor Doctor, I think I am a bell!"
"Take these, if they don't work give me a ring."
Knock-knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Answer:
Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I sit on a corner and travel around the world.
Who am I?
Answer:
A Stamp.
A Fun Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What are two letters that make the word small larger and shorter?
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Answer:
Small er !
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why do birds fly south?
Answer:
Because it is too far to walk! ( ha ha ha )
Funny Food Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no middle, and no end?
Answer:
A doughnut!
Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the shark cross the road?
Answer:
To get to the other tide!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head but no neck?
Answer:
A blouse!
A bottle!
A guitar!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What kind of skeleton weighs a ton?
Answer:
A SKELE-TON!
Silly Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What comes once in a month, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
Answer:
The letter "m"
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Answer:
A SNAILER!
Funny Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What stands in NEW YORK and sneeze's all day?
Answer:
The acchhhooo! of liberty
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Give it food and it will live, give it water and It will die.
What is it?
Answer:
Fire.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head and tail but never had any legs? …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You press me at the bottom and meet me at the top.
What am I?
Answer:
An Elevator!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Pinkie's favourite colour is pink, her roof's pink, her sofas pink, her ceilings and walls are pink, what colour are her stairs?
Answer:
She doesn't …
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Funny Riddles for kids Not rated yet
Johnny's mother has 4 children. Their names are April, May, June and _______.
Answer: Johnny! of course. It was Johnny's mother!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has four legs, but has only one arm?
Answer:
- An armchair -
Random Joke Not rated yet
Dad: How are your grades, son?
Son: Under water.
Dad: What do you mean?
Son: They're below C level.
Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interup-
MOO!!!!!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
It always runs, but never walks,
It often murmurs, but never talks,
It has a bed, but never sleeps,
but has a mouth, but never eats.
What …
A Class Riddle...one more time! Not rated yet
A certain Mr. Smith went out with his son one day. While they were crossing the road a car hit them. Mr. Smith died instantly but his son was badly injured. …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
What is the longest word?
Answer:Smiles
Because there is a mile between the two S
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the fast tomato tell the slow one?
Answer:
Ketchup!
Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You are stranded in a desert in a box with only a table and a mirror how do you get out?
Answer:
Look in the mirror see what you saw, …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What kind of instrument can't you see, can't touch, but you can hear?
Answer:
Your voice.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Answer:
A penny!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Five friends got together after a few years. They went out on a boat. They were laughing so hard they all fell out of the boat, but not a SINGLE …
Funny Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you gift-wrap a cloud?
Answer:
With a Rainbow!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What do you always wait for but never comes?
Answer: Tomorrow
Because once tomorrow comes it no longer tomorrow it's today!
Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What is worlds biggest pan?
Answer:
Japan
A Thinking Animal Riddle Not rated yet
I am an animal of 4 letters. My 1st two letters give me an order. My 1st and 3rd letters are a name of state in India. My last 2 letters are a preposition. …
High School Joke Not rated yet
High School Joke For Kids
Joke:
Why did john take a ladder to school?
Answer:
Because he was in high school.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
There are 32 white horses on a red hill. First they chomp, then they stomp, then they stand still.
What are they?
Answer:
Teeth.
Silly Joke For Kids With Numbers Not rated yet
Joke:
Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer:
Because seven eight nine!
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Animal Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is as big as a T-Rex but weighs nothing?
Answer:
It's shadow.
Animal joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why do elephants have trunks?
Answer:
Because they'd look silly with suitcases!
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
What can you catch, but not throw?
A Cold!
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Great riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Answer:
-Pride
Plain Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
It has seven letters. It preceded God, is greater than God, more evil than the devil, all poor people have it, wealthy people need it. If …
Riddle Not rated yet
Funny Jokes And Riddles For Children
Swati: Will come to my party tomorrow?
Rima: No, sorry I will go to see Romeo and …
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Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with an e ends with an e and only has one letter?
Answer:
An envelope!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
Which roll cannot be eaten?
Answer:
Petrol.
Animal joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What animal eats with its tail???
Answer:
All of them, because they can't take it off.
-Daniela
plain silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school??
Answer:
-Because he wanted to see high-school!!!
Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
If a fire hydrant has H20 in it, what does it have outside of it?
Answer:
K9P!
Silly Riddles Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is green on the outside, red on the inside and has black spots all over inside?
Answer:
A red watermelon.
Riddle:
What has …
Funny jokes for kids! Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Answer:
With a pumpkin patch .
Joke:
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
Answer: …
Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Answer: Because he wanted to get to the bottom!
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is as large as a castle, but finer than air, nor 1000 men and their horses can push me.
What am I?
Answer:
A castles shadow.
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Silly riddles and jokes for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What kind of bean can you not grow?
Answer:
A Jellybean.
Joke:
Why does the Milkman drive a white truck?
Answer:
To carry …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up the stairs but does not move?
Answer:
A carpet.
Horse and Castle Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
The horse jumps over the castle. The castle disappears.
What is it?
Answer:
A game of chess.
Plain silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
Timmy's mom has 3 children. There names are nickel, penny and what's the next child's name?
Answer:
Timmy of course!
Great riddle, just for laughs Not rated yet
Riddle:
If you put this in a heavy wooden box it will become lighter.
What is it?
Answer:
A hole.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
It stays with us all day long, but midnight or rain it's all gone?
What is it?
Our shadow.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I can run but I can't walk.
What am I?
Answer:
WATER {tap}
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: If a blue house is blue, a white house is white, and red house is red, what color is a green house?
Answer:
It's not green, it's clear. A …
A Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is so fragile that even saying its name could break it?
Answer:
Silence
plain silly joke Not rated yet
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to your house.
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
A: THE CHICKEN!
Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q. WHY DID THE COMPUTER SQUEAK?
A. BECAUSE SOMEBODY STEPPED ON THE MOUSE.
Q. HOW DO YOU KNOW CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES?
A. BECAUSE YOU NEVER …
A Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
Answer:
A river …
Fun Jokes for Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Answer:
You're too young to smoke!
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Joke:
How do you make an egg-role?
…
Just Plain Silly Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What gets bigger the more you remove?
Answer:
A Hole.
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What instrument can you not see and can not touch?
Answer:
Your voice.
Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up but never comes down?
Answer:
Your age.
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Mystery Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
A man got killed on Sunday and the police came to his house. The police asked the maid, the chef and the butler what they were doing. The maid said she …
Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
There are twenty people and a completely empty swimming pool. The twenty people go into the pool but in the pool there are twenty-four heads. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What has holes but can hold water?
Answer:
A Sponge!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
Which gate we cannot enter?
Answer:
Colgate.
Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the jelly baby go to school?
Answer:
Because he wanted to be a smarty :)
Funny Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!
Riddle: Can you spell this without any R's?
Answer:
Yes. T-H-I-S
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
what did the cockerel (rooster) say to the chicken?
Answer:
How do you doooooooo?????!!!!!!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What starts with t ends with t and is full of t?
Answer:
A teapot!
Plain silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
What falls in water but does not get wet??
Answer:
Water!
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
Which fruit is always in the calendar?
Answer:
A Date.
Animal Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What insect has the first word is ANOTHER kind of insect?
Answer:
A beetle. Bee-tle.
Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer:
Umbrella.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What falls but never get hurt?
Answer:
Rainfall.
THE BEST ANIMAL RIDDLES I EVER READ Not rated yet
These are fabulous jokes. My 8 year old daughter really enjoy these!
Plain S-I-L-L-Y joke for Valentines Not rated yet
What did the bee says to his wife?
- You are so BEE-utiful! -
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
As I was going to St.Ives, I met a man with seven wives and each wife had seven sacks and in each sack were seven cats and with each cat were …
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is it that you take off the outside and cook the middle and then you eat the outside and throw away the middle?
Answer:
Corn on the …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What stays in the corner but travels the world?
Answer:
A stamp!
Plain silly riddle for kids! Not rated yet
Riddle:
I am black when I am clean and white when I am dirty.
What am i?
Answer:
A chalkboard.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is a seven letter word that if you take away two letters it becomes an eight letter word?
Answer:
Weights
Kids Bumble Bee Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
Answer:
He wanted to have sweet dreams.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
If you were the bus driver and there were 45 people on the bus. The bus drove to Liverpool and dropped off 5 people then to Manchester and …
Silly Joke! Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a song about a car?
Answer:
A car toon! (cartoon/car tune)
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Once a boy named Sam had a very funny kinda illness. Whichever part of his body, he touched, he felt a lot of pain. He went to the doctor.
What did …
Plain Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
A child falls off a 1000 foot ladder but he does not get hurt.
Why not?
Answer:
The ladder was laying on the floor!
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Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
You're in a deep, dark jungle. You have a matchstick, a wooden stove, and a lantern.
What will you light first?
Answer:
The matchstick …
Riddles Not rated yet
Riddle:
Mr.Archibald went for a walk in the forest.
It began to rain suddenly and he didn't have anything to protect his head. But not even a few hairs …
A Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What runs but has no feet?
Answer:
Your nose.
Riddle ... one more time! Not rated yet
One night the king and queen went fishing. Everybody caught one fish each. Three total fish were caught.
Answer:
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RIDDLE Not rated yet
Riddle:
THE MAN WHO INVENTED IT DOES NOT WANT IT. THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT DOES NOT NEED IT. THE MAN WHO NEEDS IT DOES NOT KNOW IT.
WHAT IS IT?
…
Silly Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call a smart duck???
Answer:
A wise quack-er!
hahaha
Riddle for kids...an object. Not rated yet
Riddle for kids:
What has two arms and four legs and you can sit on it?
Answer:
A chair!
Just a silly joke!!! :D Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the math book say to the pencil?
Answer:
I have a lot of problems!
Silly Food Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
You have 3 oranges. If you take one away, how many would you have left?
Answer:
3. The oranges are yours!
A Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
It starts with T and ends with T and it is full of T?
What is it?
ANSWER:
A TEAPOT
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
How do you know if the moon is out of money?
Answer:
When it's down to a quarter.
Silly Joke!!! Not rated yet
You are pushing your car and pull up to a hotel. At that moment you realize that you are bankrupt.
What is most probably happening to you?
You …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
A worker named Aly works on the 1000th floor of a sky scrapper. Everyday she leans on the window, but one day she fell asleep against the window.
Well, …
4 riddles for kids! Not rated yet
Joke #1.
If I put a clock on the woods, what time is it?
-Tree o'clock.-
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Joke #2.
If I pretend that I am a fly and I'm stuck in a …
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
You can hold it without using your hands or arms.
What is it?
Answer:
-Your Breath-
Plain silly joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you call emergency relief to Antarctica???
Answer:
Cool-aid!!!
A silly joke knock knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
Answer:
You are too young to smoke!
Silly joke or riddle for kids Not rated yet
Joke:
How many letters in the alphabet?
Answer:
Eleven.
T...h...e...a...l...p...h...a...b...e...t!)
scientific kids riddle Not rated yet
Kids Riddle:
What is full of holes but, holds water?
Answer:
A sponge!
Silly Joke Not rated yet
One day a man went to the doctor and said:
"Doctor, everyday in my dreams I play soccer."
Doctor: Take these pills, they will help you sleep better. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What goes up, but can never come down?
Answer:
Your age.
Monkey's.. Not rated yet
Me: Hey buddy, look, I can make a monkey face!
Buddy: If you want a monkey face, then just look in the mirror. (:
My Brother.... Not rated yet
Me: I'm tired, I need my beauty sleep.
Brother: Then you obviously need more than you're getting. (:
Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you get with fighting peas?
Answer:
Black eye peas...
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Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is the only kind of coat that goes on wet?
Answer:
A coat of paint!
Different Not rated yet
I come one minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a thousand years.
I always run, but never walk
I have a bed, but I don't sleep
I have a …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Answer:
A lamp.
What is one thing no home should be without? Not rated yet
What is one thing no home should be without?
What Joe? We need the answer!
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What thing awakes you if your clock is broken?
What Martin? We need the answer!
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Q.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A.
It didn't have the guts.
Riddle:
Three cars crossed the railroad. How do you spell that …
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Joke:
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
Answer:
Bumble bee flying backwards!
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What 7 letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
Answer:
O I C U R M T
(Oh, I see you are empty!)
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Joke:
What stool can you not sit on?
Answer:
A Toadstool.
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Riddle For Kids:
There were frogs in the foyer and families around the fountain. There were also fierce foxes in the forest.
How many 'f's in that? …
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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Age.
Q: What comes down and never goes up?
A: Rain.
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Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?
A: A pair of trousers.
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Q.
What did 0 say to 8?
A.
Nice belt!!!!!!!!!!
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Q.
What did the green grape tell the purple grape?
A.
Breath buddy, breath.
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What can you serve, but cannot eat?
- a tennis ball -
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Joke:
Where do chimpanzees toast their bread?
Answer:
Under the gorilla.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
I come once in a minute,
twice in a moment,
but never in a second?
What am I?
The letter m.
Classic Kids Joke Not rated yet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Animal Riddle Not rated yet
This horse lives on a farm. But since this horse is the only horse on the farm, it can eat all of the hay next to the barn whenever he chooses.
But …
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Riddle:
You're trapped in a concrete box with no windows and no doors, with a table and a mirror.
How do you get out?
Answer:
You see what …
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Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Remove the letter "S".
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You're driving a bus. 100 people get on 34 get off, then 408 get on and then 34 get off and 1000 get on 56 people get on 500 get off, 1,000 people get …
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A man lives in a flat, he goes to work every day. However he takes the stairs half way down but then takes the lift half way down then does the same when …
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Joke:
How do you spell cow in 14 letters?
Answer:
seec
oho
double youw
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Q.
Which gate can't you enter?
A.
Col gate.
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What is always broken when talked about?
Silence...
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Q:What did Obi Wan Kan obi say to Luke Sky-walker at the dinner table?
A: May the FORKS be with you!
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Q:
What do you call two cows playing tug-a-war?
A:
Beef jerky.
Plain Riddle Not rated yet
What has 21 dots and is never ill?
A dice.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A. You fill it full of boogies!
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Q.
What has a spine but is not person?
A.
A book.
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Q.
I have a tongue that can't taste and a soul that can't die, what am I?
A. A shoe!
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Question:
Which book is in every household, no matter what religion they follow?
Answer:
The Phone Book.
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There is one story house and everything is blue.
The lamp is blue, the floor is blue, the walls are blue and the roof is blue.
What color are the stairs? …
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What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Here is another one...
There were three girls that robbed a bank. One was blond, one was …
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Question:
I am a rock group made of 4. All of who are dead and one was assassinated.
What am I?
Answer:
Mount Rushmore
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When you utter my name I am not there.
What am I?
Silence.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
You throw away the outside and cook the inside.
You eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What am I?
-Corn on a cob-
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What thing is light but you can't lift it up?
A shadow.
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Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.
What am I?
-Fire
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Why is b always cold?
Because it's in the middle of ac.
riddle Not rated yet
I have a face and 2 hands.
What am I?
-A clock.
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
What can you walk all over and it can't stick up for it's self?
Answer:
-A floor-
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Riddle
We cannot see the cup, we cannot touch the cup, we cannot drink from it.
What kind of a cup is that?
Answer: Hiccups.
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Riddle:
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer:
Tomorrow.
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Riddle:
What makes a plant rot, a metal rust, and a young boy grow.....???????????????
Answer:
Water!
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Q. Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
A. To get to the bottom...
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
-Nacho cheese...
christian riddle Not rated yet
What's more evil than Satan,
greater than God,
the rich need it,
the poor have it,
if you eat it you will die.
Answer:
Nothing!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Q) What is as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
A) -An elephant's shadow.-
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Food Joke Not rated yet
How was the chef being mean to the food?
He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell!
Funny Riddle For Kids. Not rated yet
Q) Which side is the hairiest part of a cat?
A) -The outside!-
Funny Riddle For Kids. Not rated yet
How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?
Only once because the next time you'll be subtracting 6 from 24!
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I 1 A Skunk, I 2 A Skunk, I 3 A Skunk, I 4 A Skunk, I 5 A Skunk, I 6 A Skunk, I 7 A Skunk.
Whats Next?
ANSWER: I 8 (Ate) A Skunk.
Animal Not rated yet
Q) Why did the cow cross the road?
A) Because they are always on the mooove.
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Riddle:
What is blue, has white fluffs and sometimes has water under it?
Answer:
The sky.
Riddle Not rated yet
Railroad crossing without any cars.
Can you spell that without any r's?
Answer:
Yes, t-h-a-t!
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Riddle:
I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.
What am I?
…
What Am I - Riddle Not rated yet
I have a little house where I live. There are
no doors or windows. If I want to go out I
must break through the wall.
What am I?
Answer:
…
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Joke:
Which is the best month to parade?
Answer: March.
Joke:
Which king is harmful for our health?
Answer: Smoking.
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Seven giants passing by.
Seven pears hanging high.
Each takes one but six pears still hangs high.
How could this be?
'Each' is one of the Giants …
Funny Knock-knock joke!!! Not rated yet
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Maybe.
Maybe who?
Maybe you can come up with a funny joke because I can't!!
2 Biscuits Not rated yet
There are two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says, "it's hot in here", and the other says, "O MY GOSH A TALKING BISCUIT!"
Just Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q:
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND ABALONE SHELL WITH A CROCODILE?
A:
A CROCK-A-BALONEY.
A warm animal joke... Not rated yet
Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos?
A) Wooly jumpers.
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Joke:
What do you get when you cross a fish and a squid?
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A SQUISH!
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What does an octopus wear on a snowy day?
Answer:
A coat of arms.
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Question:
What can run but not walk?
Answer:
Your nose. =)
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle for kids:
I have one coin in each hand,
both of them make 30p (25 cents) -
but one of them is not 10p (5 cents)!
How can that be?
…
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
The rich people need me,
The poor people have me,
and if you eat me you die.
What am I?
Answer:
Nothing
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Joke:
What kind of cars do electricians ride?
Answer:
A Volts Wagon.
Picnic Riddle Not rated yet
Q: There are 5 people at a picnic, five apples in a basket, each person takes an apple, there's 1 apple left in the basket.
How can this be?
A: The …
Riddle Not rated yet
Q:The more you take out of me the bigger I get. What am I?
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A:I am a hole.
Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What never ends, had its own date and is a dessert?
Answer:
PI (3.14159...)
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The riddle:
What has teeth, but can't bite ?
Answer:
A comb.
The joke:
The teacher says, "I am beautiful." What tense is it?
…
Letter Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Which letter wears cool glasses?
Answer:
The ''I''
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
You are in a room. There's no door or window and the walls are made of steel.
There's only a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out?
…
animal Not rated yet
Joke: What did the cow say when he went to buy a video?
Answer: "I wonder what moo vie I should buy?"
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
I Was Out Horse Riding With My 12 Friends One Day. On Top Of The Horses We Had A Medium Umbrella All, 12 Of Us Were Under It.
How Did We Not Get Wet? …
Computer Riddles Not rated yet
Question:
why did the computer get cold?
Answer:
Because it left it's window open..
Question:
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Answer: …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer:
Because 7 8 9!
Ridddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer:
A dress. (Address!)
State Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:
Which state owns all the colors?
Answer:
COLOR-ado
Silly joke Not rated yet
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get stuffed!
Plain Joke Not rated yet
Joke:
What starts with t, ends in t, and is filled with t?
Answer:
A teapot.
Dragon Joke Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
Silly Riddle, but true. Not rated yet
Riddle:
What disappears when you stand up?
Answer:
Your lap.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:
What is in every corner and in every round room?
Answer:
The letter 'o'.
What Am I - Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle:
To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move. What am I?
Answer:
…
Plain Silly Riddle Not rated yet
John's Mother had 3 daughters.
All three daughters had one brother.
How many kids are there in all?
-Four-
Awesome Riddle! Not rated yet
Riddle:
There were 2 ducks in front of a duck, 2 ducks behind a duck and 1 in the middle how many ducks all together?
Answer:
3 ducks! …
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Riddle:
If a 10m rope is tied to a horses neck and his food is 15m away, how does he get to the food?
Answer:
He walks over to it, because the …
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Imagine you're in a box without doors.
How can you get out???
Answer:
Stop imagining!!
Food Joke Not rated yet
Joke: Why was the cook so mean?
Answer: She whipped the cream and beat the eggs.
Fun Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
1. What is the difference between an apple and an orange?
Answer: An orange is orange in colour but an apple is not apple colour!
2. …
Plain sillly riddle Not rated yet
Who is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor has it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it you will die?
Nothing!
riddle Not rated yet
Why is b so cool?
Because it's between AC.
Riddle Not rated yet
Ishkabble, King of the Jews, took off his socks and put on his shoes.
Spell that with four letters?
Answer: T H A T.
Riddle Not rated yet
Q. I was on a bridge looking down at the river and I saw a boat with 100 people on it. I waved to them but there was not a single person on the boat. …
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Riddle Not rated yet
There is a man facing north and a man facing south. The man facing north asks the man facing south, "Why are you smiling?"
If there was no mirror …
Silly joke Not rated yet
Why was six scared of seven?
Because 7 8 9.
(seven ate nine)
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What is black when you buy it,
Red when you use it and
Grey when you throw it away?
Answer:
Charcoal
Animal Not rated yet
Q. How many animals were there in Moses's Ark?
A. None, Moses didn't have an Ark!
Animal Not rated yet
Q. If a rooster lays an egg in your garden, who will the egg belong to?
A. Nobody, roosters can't lay eggs!
Riddle - What am I? Not rated yet
Q. I'm in water but I never get wet.
What am I?
A. A reflection!
Kids months joke Not rated yet
What can you find in December, that you can't find in any other month?
The letter D.
Riddle Not rated yet
A man lives on the tenth floor. He goes straight down to the lobby when he comes down. When he wants to go back to the tenth floor, he takes the elevator …
Cute Kids Riddle Not rated yet
What bear can you keep at home?
A teddy bear!
Chickens Not rated yet
Question:
Why do chickens sit on eggs?
Answer:
Because they have no chairs.
A Riddle Not rated yet
There was these two boys in school and the teacher called out there names.
She asked, "Are you two twins?"
They said, "No Miss, we are brothers. …
Riddle Not rated yet
If it takes 7 men, 7 days, to dig 7 holes, how long does it take 1 man to dig a half a hole?
You can't dig a half a hole - everything you dig is a hole!!! …
Riddles Not rated yet
Question: I have a face and hands, but no legs.
What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Question: What comes down but never goes up ?
Answer: Rain. …
riddle Not rated yet
A young Eskimo and an old Eskimo were standing outside their igloo. The young Eskimo is the old Eskimo's grandson. But the old Eskimo is not the young …
riddle Not rated yet
I am part of a bird, I soar through the sky, I dip in the pool but always stay dry.
What am I?
A shadow.
Animal Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
I am a bird, but I can't fly.
I'm black and white.
I can live in the ice and I can swim.
What am I?
A Penguin.
Trickiest Riddle I Know Of........ Not rated yet
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people …
Riddle Not rated yet
Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at the butchers shop, wears a size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What is the most dangerous city in the whole wide world?
Answer:
Electri city .
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Q.
What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath?
A.
Stinker Bell.
Riddle - What am I? Not rated yet
Q.
I stop working when there's no point, but when I sharpen my neck I start to work again.
What am I?
A.
A pencil.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question:
Which is the biggest gate in the world, that you can't pass through?
Answer;
Col gate .
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Question:
There are 2 fathers and 2 sons on a fishing trip. They all caught a fish but only brought home three fishes.
Nothing happened to …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?
A. A traffic jam.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?
A. A traffic jam.
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Q: What's black and white and 'red' all over?
A: A newspaper.
riddle Not rated yet
A man and his son are in a car accident.
The man dies on the way to the hospital, but the son needs surgery. In the operating room the surgeon says …
plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Q. What comes once in a year, but twice in a week?????????????
A. The letter 'e'.
Answer:
e
year=y+ e …
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
To get to the other side.
Simple Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
Which driver can't drive car?
Answer:
A Screw driver.
Animal joke Not rated yet
Question:
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Answer:
F_sh.
Horse Joke Not rated yet
A pony feels sick so it goes to the docs office.
The doctor examines him and says I know the problem, you're a little horse.
Food Joke Not rated yet
Question:
What is yellow, black, and white?
Answer:
Scrambled eggs with salt and pepper.
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: Open the door and put it in!
Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: Open the …
Funny Joke Not rated yet
Question:
What has i's but cant see???
Answer:
MISSISSIPPI !!
Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question:
Five copycats were in a car.
One jumped out.
How many were left?
Answer:
None. (They all copied the first one!)
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
If the clock shows '1';
It is one o'clock.
If the clock shows '13';
What time is it??
Answer:
Time to repair your clock. …
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question:
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Answer:
Lean Beef.
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What weighs a ton forward but not backward?
Answer:
ton--not
SILLY JOKE Not rated yet
Question:
What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
Answer:
A pork chop.
Plain silly joke Not rated yet
Question:
What did the coffin say to the other coffin?.....
Answer:
IS THAT YOU COUGHIN?!?
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
OK, There are two cliffs - the only thing connecting them is a rope, and the rope has a basket. The basket can only hold you and one item. …
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Question:
There was a man with two sons. Each son weighed 40 pounds. The man weighed 80 pounds. They had a boat that could carry 80 pounds.
They …
cute joke Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a little girl who cuts her own hair?
A. A snip it!
Kids Joke Not rated yet
Question:
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer:
Water!
It's just a plain silly riddle. Not rated yet
Question:
There was a father and his son that were going on a trip. They got into an accident, the father was killed and the son was badly injured. …
Riddle Not rated yet
Question:
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place?
Answer:
The letter …
Animal Jokes Not rated yet
Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge?
Answer: Open the door and push him in.
("I didn't mention the size of the fridge!" lol) …
Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question:
What did the Lion say when it saw the lion hunter in a jeep?
Answer:
Meals on wheels.
by: Julian Pupos
Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Person: "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Oh, pull yourself together."
Click here to write your own.
Riddle Not rated yet
Question: I am sometimes pointed, sometimes dull, my head is the color red, green, pink or white.
What am I?
Answer: A pencil.
Homemade Kids Riddle Not rated yet
Question: What do you call a girl who stands under the roof during the rain?
Answer: "Miss-understanding"
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Q. There are four men in boat the boat sank and the men sank to the bottom of the lake, yet not one single man got wet.
Why?
A. They were all married …
Kids Riddle - What am I? Not rated yet
Q. I have a foot but it doesn't get cold, I have four legs but I can't walk, I have a head but I can't talk.
What am I?
A. I'm a bed!
Fun Riddle Not rated yet
Q. What goes around the world in a corner?
A. A stamp!
Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
Question: What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot!
Animal Kids Jokes Not rated yet
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their HORNS don't work!!!
Silly Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
Q: A cowboy came to town on Friday, stayed 3 days and left on Friday.
How did he do it?
A: His horse was named Friday. …
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Question:
There is an electric train going west.
The wind is blowing east.
Which way does the smoke go?
Answer:
There is no …
riddle Not rated yet
Q. What crawls on four legs in the beginning, walks on twos in the middle and on threes in the end?
A. A human.
Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
A. A Sour Puss.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. Why did the nose cross the road?
A. It was tired of being picked on!
silly joke Not rated yet
Q. What story can only be told at night?
A. A "knight"s tale...
Just A Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What wears a shirt but no pants?
A. Winnie the Pooh! -Seriously Silly!
Silly Not rated yet
Q. - What is green and has wheels?
A. - Grass! I was joking about the wheels!
ANIMAL RIDDLE FOR KIDS Not rated yet
Question: I am yellow and black, and I blow bubbles. Who am I?
Answer: A Bubble Bee.
an animal riddle Not rated yet
Question: What do you call a cow that gossips about you?
Answer: A cattle tale.
An Animal Riddle Not rated yet
QUESTION: Where does a dog get his hair cut?
ANSWER: At the barker shop.
An Animal Riddle Not rated yet
Question: I am small, I have a pink tail. People really don't like me, I rhyme with bat.
What am I?
Answer: A Rat
Silly Riddle Not rated yet
What get's bigger, the more you take away?
-A hole.
What holes hold water?
-A sponges holes!
Smart Riddle Not rated yet
What goes up, but never comes down?
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Your Age.
Plain Silly Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Q.) There are 10 girls and 1 dog, all standing under one small umbrella and none of them get wet.
How is that possible?
A.) Who said …
Just a plain silly riddle for kids. Not rated yet
Q. Why did the bus stand waiting at the bus stop?
A. Because it couldn't sit at the bus stop.
Kids Riddle Not rated yet
What's round but not always around? Light but sometimes dark, and sometimes it's both. You can walk on it but not many have.
What is it?
-The …
Funny Knock-Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrupting Co-
"MOOOO!"
Click here to write your own.
Animal Riddle Not rated yet
Romeo and Juliette lied dead surrounded by tiny pieces of glass and a small puddle of water.
How did they die?
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Animal Joke for Kids Not rated yet
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-barshop.
Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question: What is the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.
Just a riddle Not rated yet
Question: What English verb, by rearranging its own letters, becomes its own past tense?
Answer: Eat!
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
What turns everything around but doesn't move?
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A Mirror!
Clean Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Why was Cinderella never a part of the football team?
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Because she always ran away from the ball.
Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
How many months in a year have 28 days?
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They all do!(Each month has 28 days or more!)
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What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out?
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-Watermelon-
Silly Joke Not rated yet
What do you call a frog that says, "Hey I'm a frog?"
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A talking frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just A Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
I run around but never race, my hands are always on my face, I cannot count very many numbers, you hit me and i let you slumber.
What Am I?
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Silly Joke - Kids Riddle Not rated yet
There is a family with 5 kids and exactly half of them are boys. How is this possible?
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-They're all boys!
Funny Jokes Not rated yet
1.) FUNNY SIGNS:
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING …
CHILDREN JOKES Not rated yet
CHILDREN JOKES
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Animal Riddle Not rated yet
Q. How do you get an elephant out of a pond?
A. All Wet ...
Kid Riddle Not rated yet
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A Rain bow !
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Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have Sweet dreams.
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Q. What is so fragile that it breaks once you say its name?
A. (Silence)
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A. A plane!
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