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Animal Riddles:

  • What does a cat have that no other animal has?
    • - Kittens.

  • What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
    • - A cowboy riding his horse.

  • What always sleeps with its shoes on?
    • - A Horse.

  • What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
    • - The shadow of an elephant.

  • What fur do we get from a Tiger?
    • - As fur away as possible! -

  • Why do dragons sleep all day?
    • - They like to hunt Knights.

  • What can honk without a horn?
    • - A goose.

  • What has a horn but does not honk?
    • - A rhinoceros.

  • What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
    • - To cover cows.

  • What two keys can't open any doors?
    • - A Donkey, and a Monkey.


    Are there other puzzling riddles in your life?

    Want to solve the perplexing riddle of
    The Family Budget?


    Or even more puzzling at times,
    Your Teenager?

    Silly Riddles:


  • If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get?
    • - Their Mail.

  • Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
    • - Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!

  • Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
    • - Adam, because he was the first in the human race. -

  • What is higher without the head, than with it?
    • - A pillow. -

  • Why is an island like the letter T?
    • - Because it's in the middle of water. -

  • When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
    • - When it's Satin. -

  • If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
    • - A white carnation. -

  • What is the best cure for dandruff?
    • - Baldness -

  • What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
    - Normal - You have fingers on both hands!

  • If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
    • - Wet -

  • What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
    • - A Towel -

  • How many letters are there in the alphabet?
    • - Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t) -

  • Where does Friday come before Thursday?
    • - In the Dictionary. -

  • When is a car, not a car?
    • - When it turns into a parking lot. -

  • What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
    • - A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells. -

  • What invention lets you look right through a wall?
    • - A window. -

  • A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
    • - He fell off the bottom step. -

  • What has a ring, but no finger?
    • - A telephone -

  • What bank never has any money?
    • - The riverbank -

  • What wears a jacket, but no pants?
    • - A book -

  • What can clap without any hands?
    • - Thunder -

  • What has a bark, but no bite?
    • - A tree -

  • What ship has two mates, but no captain?
    • - A Relationship. -

  • The first man is the master of priceless gems;
    The second man is the master of love;
    The third man is the master of shovels;
    The fourth man is the master of big sticks;
    Who are they?

    • - They're the Kings in a deck of cards. -

  • What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
    • - A Bottle. -

  • What has four legs, but can't walk?
    • - A Table. -

  • Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
    • - Because then it would be a foot. -

  • What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
    • - Trouble. -

  • What has many rings, but no fingers?
    • - A Telephone. -

  • What is made of wood, but can't be sawed?
    • - Sawdust. -

  • When is a door not a door?
    • - When it's a jar. -

  • What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that can not taste, and a soul that can not die?
    • - A shoe. -

  • What's easier to give than receive?
    • - Criticism. -

  • What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
    • - A blackboard. -

  • What is there more of the less you see?
    • - Darkness. -

  • What kind of dress can never be worn?
    • - An address. -

  • What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E', and only has one letter in it?
    • - An envelope. -

  • What bet can never be won?
    • - The Alphabet. -

  • What kind of coat can you put on only when it's wet?
    • - A coat of paint. -

  • What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
    • - A flag. -

  • If you have two coins, that add up to six(6) cents, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
    • - A penny and a nickel. (One was not a nickel, but the other one was!)

  • What goes up and down, but never moves?
    • - A flight of stairs. -

  • What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
    • - A Post Office. -

  • Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
    • - He throws it straight up. -

  • What has a hundred limbs, but cannot walk?
    • - A Tree. -

  • What can you serve, but never eat?
    • - A tennis ball. -

  • Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
    • - One was bald. -



    Food Riddles For Kids:

  • What room is never entered?
    • - A Mushroom. -

  • What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
    • - An egg. -

  • One day, while I was having breakfast, my wedding ring slipped off my finger and fell into a full cup of coffee, but the ring didn't get wet. Why not?

    • - The cup was filled with dry, ground coffee. -

  • I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

    What am I?

    • - A snake. -

  • I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away.What am I?
    • - An egg. -

  • What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
    • -Lunch and dinner. -

  • How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
    • - One. After that it's not empty anymore. -

  • What kind of cup can't hold water?
    • - A cupcake. -

  • Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
    • - He wanted to have Sweet Dreams -


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    Riddle for everyone... so listen closely!!!  starstarstarstarstar
    The one who makes it sells it,
    the one who sells it buys it,
    the one who buys it uses it,
    the one who uses it never sees it.

    WHAT IS IT?????







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    Question:

    How did a man get out of prison when there were no windows or doors, only a bench.

    Answer:

    He broke the bench in half.
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    Question:

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?











    Answer:

    I have no eye deer.

    Silly Animal Riddle... or Joke.  starstarstarstarstar
    Three ants were walking in a straight line.

    The first ant said, "There are 2 ants behind me".

    The second ant said, "There is 1 ant behind me".

    The ...

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    Q. How do you make the number one disappear?
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    (Q.) What's stronger than God, more evil than the devil, rich men want it, the poor have it, and if you eat it-you will die?
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    Food Riddles  starstarstarstarstar
    Q. What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house?

    A. (A watermelon.)

    riddle  starstarstarstarstar
    One night a King and a Queen went into a room.

    The next day when they came out there were three people.

    How is that possible?



    There was ...

    Riddle  starstar
    Q. What goes up a chimney down, but won't go up a chimney up?


    A. An Umbrella!

    Animal Riddle  star
    Riddle: There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.

    How many didn't?


    Answer: 10 didn't!

    ('forty ate' cats)

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Q) What is as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?

    A) -An elephant's shadow.-

    Food Joke  Not rated yet
    How was the chef being mean to the food?

    He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

    Knock Knock Joke  Not rated yet
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Kent.
    Kent who?
    Kent you tell!

    Funny Riddle For Kids.  Not rated yet
    Q) Which side is the hairiest part of a cat?


    A) -The outside!-

    Funny Riddle For Kids.  Not rated yet
    How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

    Only once because the next time you'll be subtracting 6 from 24!

    Silly Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
    I 1 A Skunk, I 2 A Skunk, I 3 A Skunk, I 4 A Skunk, I 5 A Skunk, I 6 A Skunk, I 7 A Skunk.

    Whats Next?

    ANSWER: I 8 (Ate) A Skunk.

    Animal  Not rated yet
    Q) Why did the cow cross the road?

    A) Because they are always on the mooove.

    Just plain silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    What is blue, has white fluffs and sometimes has water under it?

    Answer:

    The sky.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Railroad crossing without any cars.


    Can you spell that without any r's?



    Answer:

    Yes, t-h-a-t!

    Plain Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.


    What am I?







    The ...

    What Am I - Riddle  Not rated yet
    I have a little house where I live. There are
    no doors or windows. If I want to go out I
    must break through the wall.

    What am I?

    Answer:

    A ...

    Silly Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    Which is the best month to parade?

    Answer: March.

    Joke:

    Which king is harmful for our health?

    Answer: Smoking.

    plain silly joke  Not rated yet
    Seven giants passing by.
    Seven pears hanging high.
    Each takes one but six pears still hangs high.
    How could this be?


    'Each' is one of the Giants ...

    Funny Knock-knock joke!!!  Not rated yet
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Maybe.
    Maybe who?
    Maybe you can come up with a funny joke because I can't!!

    2 Biscuits  Not rated yet
    There are two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says, "it's hot in here", and the other says, "O MY GOSH A TALKING BISCUIT!"

    Just Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q:

    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND ABALONE SHELL WITH A CROCODILE?

    A:

    A CROCK-A-BALONEY.

    A warm animal joke...  Not rated yet
    Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos?

    A) Wooly jumpers.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    What do you get when you cross a fish and a squid?
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    A SQUISH!

    Animal Joke  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    What does an octopus wear on a snowy day?

    Answer:

    A coat of arms.

    Ridddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What can run but not walk?

    Answer:

    Your nose. =)

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle for kids:

    I have one coin in each hand,
    both of them make 30p (30 cents) -
    but one of them is not 10p (10 cents)!

    How can that be?

    Answer:...

    Riddle   Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    The rich people need me,
    The poor people have me,
    and if you eat me you die.

    What am I?


    Answer:

    Nothing

    Silly joke  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    What kind of cars do electricians ride?

    Answer:

    A Volts Wagon.

    Picnic Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q: There are 5 people at a picnic, five apples in a basket, each person takes an apple, there's 1 apple left in the basket.

    How can this be?

    A: The ...

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q:The more you take out of me the bigger I get. What am I?
    *
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    A:I am a hole.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    What never ends, had its own date and is a dessert?

    Answer:

    PI (3.14159...)

    Silly riddle and joke.   Not rated yet

    The riddle:

    What has teeth, but can't bite ?

    Answer:

    A comb.

    The joke:

    The teacher says, "I am beautiful." What tense is it?

    The ...

    Letter Riddle  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    Which letter wears cool glasses?

    Answer:

    The ''I''

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    You are in a room. There's no door or window and the walls are made of steel.

    There's only a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out?







    Look ...

    animal  Not rated yet
    Joke: What did the cow say when he went to buy a video?

    Answer: "I wonder what moo vie I should buy?"

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    I Was Out Horse Riding With My 12 Friends One Day. On Top Of The Horses We Had A Medium Umbrella All, 12 Of Us Were Under It.

    How Did We Not Get Wet?...

    Computer Riddles  Not rated yet
    Question:

    why did the computer get cold?

    Answer:

    Because it left it's window open..


    Question:

    Why did the computer keep sneezing?

    Answer:...

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Answer:

    Because 7 8 9!

    Ridddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    What clothing does a house wear?


    Answer:

    A dress. (Address!)

    State Riddle  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    Which state owns all the colors?

    Answer:

    COLOR-ado

    Silly joke  Not rated yet
    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    To get stuffed!

    Plain Joke  Not rated yet
    Joke:

    What starts with t, ends in t, and is filled with t?

    Answer:

    A teapot.

    Dragon Joke  Not rated yet
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dragon.
    Dragon who?
    Dragon your feet again!

    Silly Riddle, but true.  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    What disappears when you stand up?

    Answer:

    Your lap.

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    What is in every corner and in every round room?

    Answer:

    The letter 'o'.

    What Am I - Riddle  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    To cross the water I'm the way,
    For water I'm above;
    I touch it not, and truth to say,
    I neither swim nor move. What am I?

    Answer:

    A ...

    Plain Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    John's Mother had 3 daughters.
    All three daughters had one brother.

    How many kids are there in all?


    -Four-

    Awesome Riddle!  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    There were 2 ducks in front of a duck, 2 ducks behind a duck and 1 in the middle how many ducks all together?

    Answer:

    3 ducks!...

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Riddle:

    If a 10m rope is tied to a horses neck and his food is 15m away, how does he get to the food?

    Answer:

    He walks over to it, because the ...

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    Imagine you're in a box without doors.
    How can you get out???

    Answer:

    Stop imagining!!

    Food Joke  Not rated yet
    Joke: Why was the cook so mean?


    Answer: She whipped the cream and beat the eggs.

    Fun Riddles For Kids  Not rated yet
    1. What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

    Answer: An orange is orange in colour but an apple is not apple colour!

    2....

    Plain sillly riddle  Not rated yet
    Who is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor has it, the rich needs it, and if you eat it you will die?


    Nothing!

    riddle  Not rated yet
    Why is b so cool?

    Because it's between AC.

    Riddle   Not rated yet
    Ishkabble, King of the Jews, took off his socks and put on his shoes.

    Spell that with four letters?





    Answer: T H A T.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q. I was on a bridge looking down at the river and I saw a boat with 100 people on it. I waved to them but there was not a single person on the boat.

    How ...

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    There is a man facing north and a man facing south. The man facing north asks the man facing south, "Why are you smiling?"

    If there was no mirror ...

    Silly joke  Not rated yet


    Why was six scared of seven?

    Because 7 8 9.

    (seven ate nine)





    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What is black when you buy it,
    Red when you use it and
    Grey when you throw it away?

    Answer:

    Charcoal

    Animal  Not rated yet
    Q. How many animals were there in Moses's Ark?

    A. None, Moses didn't have an Ark!







    Animal  Not rated yet
    Q. If a rooster lays an egg in your garden, who will the egg belong to?


    A. Nobody, roosters can't lay eggs!

    Riddle - What am I?  Not rated yet
    Q. I'm in water but I never get wet.

    What am I?


    A. A reflection!

    Kids months joke  Not rated yet
    What can you find in December, that you can't find in any other month?

    The letter D.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    A man lives on the tenth floor. He goes straight down to the lobby when he comes down. When he wants to go back to the tenth floor, he takes the elevator ...

    Cute Kids Riddle  Not rated yet
    What bear can you keep at home?


    A teddy bear!

    Chickens  Not rated yet
    Question:

    Why do chickens sit on eggs?

    Answer:

    Because they have no chairs.

    A Riddle  Not rated yet
    There was these two boys in school and the teacher called out there names.
    She asked, "Are you two twins?"

    They said, "No Miss, we are brothers....

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    If it takes 7 men, 7 days, to dig 7 holes, how long does it take 1 man to dig a half a hole?

    You can't dig a half a hole - everything you dig is a hole!...

    Riddles  Not rated yet

    Question: I have a face and hands, but no legs.

    What am I?

    Answer: A clock.


    Question: What comes down but never goes up ?

    Answer: Rain....

    riddle  Not rated yet
    A young Eskimo and an old Eskimo were standing outside their igloo. The young Eskimo is the old Eskimo's grandson. But the old Eskimo is not the young ...

    riddle  Not rated yet
    I am part of a bird, I soar through the sky, I dip in the pool but always stay dry.

    What am I?

    A shadow.

    Animal Riddle for Kids   Not rated yet
    I am a bird, but I can't fly.
    I'm black and white.
    I can live in the ice and I can swim.

    What am I?


    A Penguin.

    Trickiest Riddle I Know Of........  Not rated yet
    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people ...

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at the butchers shop, wears a size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What is the most dangerous city in the whole wide world?


    Answer:

    Electri city .

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q.

    What do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath?

    A.

    Stinker Bell.

    Riddle - What am I?  Not rated yet
    Q.

    I stop working when there's no point, but when I sharpen my neck I start to work again.

    What am I?

    A.

    A pencil.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    Which is the biggest gate in the world, that you can't pass through?

    Answer;

    Col gate .

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Question:

    There are 2 fathers and 2 sons on a fishing trip. They all caught a fish but only brought home three fishes.

    Nothing happened to ...

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?


    A. A traffic jam.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q. What is a jam that you cannot eat?


    A. A traffic jam.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q: What's black and white and 'red' all over?

    A: A newspaper.

    riddle  Not rated yet
    A man and his son are in a car accident.

    The man dies on the way to the hospital, but the son needs surgery. In the operating room the surgeon says ...

    plain silly riddle  Not rated yet

    Q. What comes once in a year, but twice in a week?????????????


    A. The letter 'e'.



















    Answer:
    e
    year=y+ e ...

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Answer:

    To get to the other side.

    Kids Riddle - What am I thinking of?  Not rated yet
    What am I thinking of?

    It's not eggs,
    it is rude,
    it is round,
    it is not wrong,
    it is red,
    it is not alive,
    it is not loud,
    it is not breakable,...

    Simple Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    Which driver can't drive car?

    Answer:


    A Screw driver.

    Animal joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Answer:

    F_sh.

    Horse Joke  Not rated yet
    A pony feels sick so it goes to the docs office.

    The doctor examines him and says I know the problem, you're a little horse.

    Food Joke   Not rated yet
    Question:

    What is yellow, black, and white?

    Answer:

    Scrambled eggs with salt and pepper.

    Animal Joke  Not rated yet
    Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    A: Open the door and put it in!

    Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

    A: Open the ...

    Funny Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What has i's but cant see???



    Answer:

    MISSISSIPPI !!

    Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    Five copycats were in a car.
    One jumped out.

    How many were left?

    Answer:

    None. (They all copied the first one!)

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    If the clock shows '1';
    It is one o'clock.

    If the clock shows '13';

    What time is it??


    Answer:

    Time to repair your clock....

    Animal Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

    Answer:

    Lean Beef.

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What weighs a ton forward but not backward?

    Answer:

    ton--not

    SILLY JOKE  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate fighter?

    Answer:

    A pork chop.

    Plain silly joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What did the coffin say to the other coffin?.....

    Answer:

    IS THAT YOU COUGHIN?!?

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    OK, There are two cliffs - the only thing connecting them is a rope, and the rope has a basket. The basket can only hold you and one item....

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    There was a man with two sons. Each son weighed 40 pounds. The man weighed 80 pounds. They had a boat that could carry 80 pounds.

    They ...

    cute joke  Not rated yet
    Q. What do you call a little girl who cuts her own hair?





    A. A snip it!

    Kids Joke  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What do you call an old snowman?


    Answer:

    Water!

    It's just a plain silly riddle.  Not rated yet
    Question:

    There was a father and his son that were going on a trip. They got into an accident, the father was killed and the son was badly injured....

    Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question:

    What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place?

    Answer:

    The letter ...

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    What is pink and fluffy?
    -Pink fluff


    What is blue and fluffy?
    -Blue fluff


    What is white and fluffy?
    -A cloud!

    Animal Jokes  Not rated yet
    Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge?

    Answer: Open the door and push him in.

    ("I didn't mention the size of the fridge!" lol)...

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    Question:

    What did the Lion say when it saw the lion hunter in a jeep?


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    Meals on wheels.


    by: Julian Pupos

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    Person: "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!"

    Doctor: "Oh, pull yourself together."

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    Question: I am sometimes pointed, sometimes dull, my head is the color red, green, pink or white.

    What am I?

    Answer: A pencil.

    Homemade Kids Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question: What do you call a girl who stands under the roof during the rain?



    Answer: "Miss-understanding"

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    Q. There are four men in boat the boat sank and the men sank to the bottom of the lake, yet not one single man got wet.
    Why?


    A. They were all married ...

    Kids Riddle - What am I?  Not rated yet
    Q. I have a foot but it doesn't get cold, I have four legs but I can't walk, I have a head but I can't talk.

    What am I?


    A. I'm a bed!

    Fun Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q. What goes around the world in a corner?

    A. A stamp!

    Riddles For Kids  Not rated yet
    Question: What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?




    Answer: A teapot!

    Animal Kids Jokes  Not rated yet
    Q: Why do cows wear bells?









    A: Because their HORNS don't work!!!

    Silly Riddles For Kids  Not rated yet
    Q: A cowboy came to town on Friday, stayed 3 days and left on Friday.

    How did he do it?














    A: His horse was named Friday....

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Question:

    There is an electric train going west.
    The wind is blowing east.

    Which way does the smoke go?




    Answer:

    There is no ...

    riddle  Not rated yet
    Q. What crawls on four legs in the beginning, walks on twos in the middle and on threes in the end?

    A. A human.

    Animal Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
    Q. What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?

    A. A Sour Puss.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q. Why did the nose cross the road?

    A. It was tired of being picked on!

    silly joke  Not rated yet
    Q. What story can only be told at night?





    A. A "knight"s tale...

    Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Q. What wears a shirt but no pants?

    A. Winnie the Pooh! -Seriously Silly!

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    Q. - What is green and has wheels?

    A. - Grass! I was joking about the wheels!

    ANIMAL RIDDLE FOR KIDS  Not rated yet
    Question: I am yellow and black, and I blow bubbles. Who am I?

    Answer: A Bubble Bee.

    an animal riddle  Not rated yet
    Question: What do you call a cow that gossips about you?


    Answer: A cattle tale.

    An Animal Riddle  Not rated yet
    QUESTION: Where does a dog get his hair cut?

    ANSWER: At the barker shop.

    An Animal Riddle  Not rated yet
    Question: I am small, I have a pink tail. People really don't like me, I rhyme with bat.

    What am I?

    Answer: A Rat

    Silly Riddle  Not rated yet

    What get's bigger, the more you take away?
    -A hole.


    What holes hold water?
    -A sponges holes!

    Smart Riddle  Not rated yet
    What goes up, but never comes down?
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    Your Age.

    Plain Silly Riddle for Kids  Not rated yet
    Q.) There are 10 girls and 1 dog, all standing under one small umbrella and none of them get wet.


    How is that possible?



    A.) Who said ...

    Just a plain silly riddle for kids.  Not rated yet
    Q. Why did the bus stand waiting at the bus stop?




    A. Because it couldn't sit at the bus stop.

    Kids Riddle  Not rated yet
    What's round but not always around? Light but sometimes dark, and sometimes it's both. You can walk on it but not many have.

    What is it?

    -The ...

    Funny Knock-Knock Joke  Not rated yet
    Knock-knock.

    Who's there?

    The Interrupting Cow.

    The Interrupting Co-

    "MOOOO!"

    Animal Riddle  Not rated yet
    Romeo and Juliette lied dead surrounded by tiny pieces of glass and a small puddle of water.


    How did they die?
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    Animal Joke for Kids  Not rated yet
    Why did the sheep cross the road?




    To get to the baa-barshop.

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    Question: What is the difference between an onion and an oboe?








    Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.

    Just a riddle  Not rated yet
    Question: What English verb, by rearranging its own letters, becomes its own past tense?









    Answer: Eat!

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    What turns everything around but doesn't move?
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    A Mirror!

    Clean Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    Why was Cinderella never a part of the football team?
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    Because she always ran away from the ball.

    Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
    How many months in a year have 28 days?
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    They all do!(Each month has 28 days or more!)

    Food Riddle  Not rated yet
    What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out?

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    -Watermelon-

    Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    What do you call a frog that says, "Hey I'm a frog?"
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    A talking frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
    I run around but never race, my hands are always on my face, I cannot count very many numbers, you hit me and i let you slumber.

    What Am I?

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    Silly Joke - Kids Riddle  Not rated yet
    There is a family with 5 kids and exactly half of them are boys. How is this possible?
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    Funny Jokes  Not rated yet
    1.) FUNNY SIGNS:

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a London Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING ...

    CHILDREN JOKES  Not rated yet
    CHILDREN JOKES

    TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
    JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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    ...

    Animal Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q. How do you get an elephant out of a pond?




    A. All Wet ...

    Kid Riddle  Not rated yet
    Q. What bow can't be tied?


    A. A Rain bow !

    plain joke  Not rated yet
    Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

    A. So he could have Sweet dreams.

    plain silly  Not rated yet
    Q. What is so fragile that it breaks once you say its name?

    A. (Silence)

    Car Joke For Kids   Not rated yet
    Q. What travels with no wheels?
    A. A plane!





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