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Just like the Kids Jokes, for Adrienne, Bobby and I are having Family Fun creating this page. These Brain Teasers are perfect for spending time together while traveling, or at home. This is our Favorite Family Fun, and is easy Parenting Advice. Spend time laughing with your kids: It's hard to be grumpy when you're giggling!

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Animal Riddles:

  • What does a cat have that no other animal has?
    • - Kittens.

  • What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
    • - A cowboy riding his horse.

  • What always sleeps with its shoes on?
    • - A Horse.

  • What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
    • - The shadow of an elephant.

  • What fur do we get from a Tiger?
    • - As fur away as possible! -

  • Why do dragons sleep all day?
    • - They like to hunt Knights.

  • What can honk without a horn?
    • - A goose.

  • What has a horn but does not honk?
    • - A rhinoceros.

  • What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
    • - To cover cows.

  • What two keys can't open any doors?
    • - A Donkey, and a Monkey.


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  • If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get?
    • - Their Mail.

  • Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
    • - Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!

  • Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
    • - Adam, because he was the first in the human race. -

  • What is higher without the head, than with it?
    • - A pillow. -

  • Why is an island like the letter T?
    • - Because it's in the middle of water. -

  • When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
    • - When it's Satin. -

  • If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
    • - A white carnation. -

  • What is the best cure for dandruff?
    • - Baldness -

  • What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
    - Normal - You have fingers on both hands!

  • If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
    • - Wet -

  • What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
    • - A Towel -

  • How many letters are there in the alphabet?
    • - Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t) -

  • Where does Friday come before Thursday?
    • - In the Dictionary. -

  • When is a car, not a car?
    • - When it turns into a parking lot. -

  • What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
    • - A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells. -

  • What invention lets you look right through a wall?
    • - A window. -

  • A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
    • - He fell off the bottom step. -

  • What has a ring, but no finger?
    • - A telephone -

  • What bank never has any money?
    • - The riverbank -

  • What wears a jacket, but no pants?
    • - A book -

  • What can clap without any hands?
    • - Thunder -

  • What has a bark, but no bite?
    • - A tree -

  • What ship has two mates, but no captain?
    • - A Relationship. -

  • The first man is the master of priceless gems;
    The second man is the master of love;
    The third man is the master of shovels;
    The fourth man is the master of big sticks;
    Who are they?

    • - They're the Kings in a deck of cards. -

  • What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
    • - A Bottle. -

  • What has four legs, but can't walk?
    • - A Table. -

  • Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
    • - Because then it would be a foot. -

  • What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
    • - Trouble. -

  • What has many rings, but no fingers?
    • - A Telephone. -

  • What is made of wood, but can't be sawed?
    • - Sawdust. -

  • When is a door not a door?
    • - When it's a jar. -

  • What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that can not taste, and a soul that can not die?
    • - A shoe. -

  • What's easier to give than receive?
    • - Criticism. -

  • What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
    • - A blackboard. -

  • What is there more of the less you see?
    • - Darkness. -

  • What kind of dress can never be worn?
    • - An address. -

  • What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E', and only has one letter in it?
    • - An envelope. -

  • What bet can never be won?
    • - The Alphabet. -

  • What kind of coat can you put on only when it's wet?
    • - A coat of paint. -

  • What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
    • - A flag. -

  • If you have two coins, that add up to six(6) cents, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
    • - A penny and a nickel. (One was not a nickel, but the other one was!)

  • What goes up and down, but never moves?
    • - A flight of stairs. -

  • What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
    • - A Post Office. -

  • Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
    • - He throws it straight up. -

  • What has a hundred limbs, but cannot walk?
    • - A Tree. -

  • What can you serve, but never eat?
    • - A tennis ball. -

  • Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
    • - One was bald. -



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  • What room is never entered?
    • - A Mushroom. -

  • What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
    • - An egg. -

  • One day, while I was having breakfast, my wedding ring slipped off my finger and fell into a full cup of coffee, but the ring didn't get wet. Why not?

    • - The cup was filled with dry, ground coffee. -

  • I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

    What am I?

    • - A snake. -

  • I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away.What am I?
    • - An egg. -

  • What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
    • -Lunch and dinner. -

  • How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
    • - One. After that it's not empty anymore. -

  • What kind of cup can't hold water?
    • - A cupcake. -

  • Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
    • - He wanted to have Sweet Dreams -


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    Q. What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house?

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    One night a King and a Queen went into a room.

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    What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out?

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    I run around but never race, my hands are always on my face, I cannot count very many numbers, you hit me and i let you slumber.

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    TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
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    Q. How do you get an elephant out of a pond?




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    Q. What bow can't be tied?


    A. A Rainbow!

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    Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

    A. So he could have Sweet dreams.

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    Q. What is so fragile that it breaks once you say its name?

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    Q. What travels with no wheels?
    A. A plane!





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