Plain Silly Joke!

by Cameron
(USA)

One day there was a alien and he landed on Earth.

He went and joined a choir and his first words were "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me."

Then he went to a cafe and the waiter asked him what he wanted so he said "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives."

So he went to a vacuum store and the motto was "Plug it in, Plug it in."

Finally, he went to a party and the song was "Celebrate good times, come on."

There was an accident and the police come in and ask "Who killed this boy???" The alien said "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me." Then they asked "With what???" and he said "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives."

Then they said, "Sir, we may have to put you in the electric chair." And he said "Plug it in, Plug it in."

So finally the police said "Sir we are afraid you have to go to jail" and he said "Celebrate good times come on."