Plain silly joke for kids!

by Kayla

Joke:


WHAT DO MONSTERS MAKE WITH CARS?

Answer:

TRAFFIC JAM.

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Joke:

WHY DID THE PONY COUGH?

Answer:

HE WAS A LITTLE HOARSE.

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Joke:

WHY COULDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE DANCE?

Answer:

HE HAD NOBODY TO GO WITH.

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Joke:

WHERE DO ALIENS KEEP THERE SANDWICHES?

Answer:

IN A LAUNCH BOX

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