Just Plain Silly Joke

by Sophia
(America)

Just Plain Silly Joke:


There were three men. They all wanted toilets.

The first man went into a toilet shop. He said to the store keeper, "I want a toilet!". The store keeper said, 'We have a wooden one, a metal one, and a singing one, sir." The first man said that he wanted the wooden one. Then he bought the toilet.

The second man went into the same toilet shop. He said to the store keeper, "I want a toilet!".
The store keeper said, "We have a metal one and a singing one, sir." The first man said that he wanted the metal one. Then he bought the toilet.

The third man went into the same toilet shop. He said to the store keeper, "I want a toilet!". The store keeper said, "All we have is a singing one, sir." The third man said that he'd take the singing toilet. Then he bought it.

The next week all of the the men came back to the toilet shop with refunds.

The first man said,"I want a refund! I keep getting splinters in my butt!". The second man said, "I want a refund! Whenever I sit on my toilet my butt gets cold!". The third man said, "I want a refund! Whenever I sit on my toilet it sings "Do you see what I see?"!"

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