Joke For Kids

by Amina Natchia
(Qatar)

Q. WHY DID THE COMPUTER SQUEAK?

A. BECAUSE SOMEBODY STEPPED ON THE MOUSE.

Q. HOW DO YOU KNOW CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES?
A. BECAUSE YOU NEVER SAW A RABBIT WEARING GLASSES.

Q. WHICH COUNTRY HAS PAIN?
A. SPAIN.

Q. WHY DID TOM TAKE A MEASURING TAPE TO BED?
A. TO SEE HOW LONG HE SLEPT.

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