by Kevin Pedro McAuliffe
What do birds say on Halloween?A.
Trick or tweet
Why isn't there a story about a vampire with a broken tooth?A.
There's no point to it!
What do ghost's eat for dinner?A.
What kind of horse rides after sunset?A.
A night mare!
Why did Dracula fail art class?A.
Because he only drew blood!
Luke in the mirror and you'll turn to stone!
When is a vampire sick?A.
When he's coffin!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?A.