Halloween Jokes

by Kevin Pedro McAuliffe
(Morocco)



Q. What do birds say on Halloween?

A. Trick or tweet!

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Q. Why isn't there a story about a vampire with a broken tooth?

A. There's no point to it!

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Q. What do ghost's eat for dinner?

A. Spook-ghetti!

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Q. What kind of horse rides after sunset?

A. A night mare!

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Q. Why did Dracula fail art class?

A. Because he only drew blood!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke in the mirror and you'll turn to stone!

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Q. When is a vampire sick?

A. When he's coffin!

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Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

A. Spelling!

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