Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles For Kids

Halloween Joke 
Halloween Joke:

What do you call a frankfurter with no insides?

Answer:

A Hallo-weenie!

Halloween Joke : Skeleton Fun 
Halloween Joke:

What did the skeleton say as he was riding his motorcycle?

Answer:

Bones to be wild.

Think,think,think!!! 
Riddle:

What is the shortest and nastiest party game monsters know??


Answer:

Swallow the leader.

A funny halloween joke 
Joke:

What is a turkey most scared of?

Answer:

A gobblein.

Kids Halloween Jokes  
Q. What do you get if you crossed a werewolf with a dozen eggs?

A. A very hairy omelette!



Q. Why did Dr. Jekyll flunk chemistry?

A. He kept ...

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Halloween Joke:

What is a ghosts favorite pie?

Answer:

Boo berry...

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Halloween Joke:

Where do skeletons take their junk cars?

Answer:

To the bone yard!

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Halloween Joke:

What is a witch at a beach called?

Answer:

A sandwitch.

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One night a fireman and a policeman chased a robber into a haunted house only one came out (he was the first one i said).

Who was it?

Fireman?

No....

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Halloween Joke:

Where do monsters take their dirty laundry?

Answer:

The dry screamers!

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Halloween Joke:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies ?

Answer:

Because he had no body to go with! lol :)

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Halloween Joke:

Why did the skeleton cross the road?>

Answer:

So he could get to the body shop.

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Halloween Joke:

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost??

Answer:

Bamboo!!!

Halloween Cemetry Puzzler!!  Not rated yet
Halloween Riddle:

What runs round a cemetery but doesn't move??

Answer:

A fence!!

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Halloween Joke:

Why wasn't there any food left at the ghost party?

Answer:

Because there were Goblins!

Halloween Poem For Kids  Not rated yet
Halloween is a fun night,
with lots of things to see.
There are black cats,
and giant bats,
Let's take a look, shall we?

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Halloween Joke:

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?


Answer:

Because he had no guts

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Halloween Joke:

What does a Werewolf say when it gets hurt?

ANSWER:

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!

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Joke:

What is a vampires favorite flower?

Answer:

A bleeding heart.

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Joke:

What do you get when you mix the emperor with a vampire?

Answer:

An empire!

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Halloween Joke:

What do ghosts like to have for a treat?

Answer:

Ice scream.

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Q.Where did the ghost go on a vacation?

A. Boo-hamas (Bahamas)

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Q. When do vampires take medicine?

A. When they are coffin.

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Joke:

Why did the skeleton cross the road?


Answer:

He wanted to get to the body shop.

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Joke:

Where do Ghosts prefer to shop?

Answer:

Bed Bath & B-E-Y-O-N-D

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Halloween Joke:

What is a monsters favorite cook out day?

Answer:

Fryday!

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One more time for this classic Halloween Joke...

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

Answer:


Because it had no gutz.

Halloween Joke: Skeleton Scare  Not rated yet
Halloween Joke:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Answer:

Because he had no-body to go with!

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Halloween Joke:

What is a snakes favorite subject?

Answer:

Hisssssstory.

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Halloween Joke:

Why did the Lady Skeleton cry?

Answer:

Because she wasn't allowed into The Body Shop!

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Halloween Joke:

What room can't a ghost go into?


Answer:

The living room!

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Halloween Joke:

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Answer:

He didn't have the guts!

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Halloween Joke:

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Answer:

Because they don't have organs.

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Halloween Joke:

How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

Answer:

With a pumpkin patch.

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Kids Halloween Joke:

What did the scarecrow say to the pumpkin when the pumpkin told him a joke?

Answer:

-You're full of mush-

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Joke:

What's a ghost's favorite ride?

Answer:

The roller ghoster!!!

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Joke:

What does a ghost eat for lunch?

Answer:

Boo-logna.

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Joke:

What's the only game ghosts know how to play?



Answer:

Spook and seek.

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Joke:

What skeleton was once an emperor of France?

Answer:

-Napoleon Boneapart.

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Joke:

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Answer:

To get to the body shop. :)

Knock Knock  Not rated yet
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I'm sorry that I made you cry.

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Joke:

What's a Witches favorite subject in school?

Answer:

Spelling.

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Joke:

What did the skeleton say at the juice bar?

Answer:

Give me a drink and a mop...

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Joke:

How does a pumpkin get his ouwee's taken care of?

Answer:

With a pumpkin PATCH !

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Joke: How do you get a tissue to dance?

Answer: You put a little BOO gie in it!

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Joke:

What do you call a Skeleton that doesn't want to work?

Answer:

Lazy-Bones!

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Two boys are walking down the street;

Johnny: "Hey, I never knew you were going to wear your mask?"

Billy: "I never did!"

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Joke:

Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?

Answer:

Because he didn't have any guts.

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Joke:

What did the little ghost have in his nose?

Answer:

A BOO-ger

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Halloween Joke:

What kind of tie does a ghost wear at a party?


Answer:

A Boo Tie!

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Halloween Joke:

Why did the vampire take cold medicine?


Answer:

Because he kept coffin.

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Joke:

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Answer:

A boo-berry!

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Halloween Joke:

How does a goblin score a touchdown?


Answer:

He crosses over the ghoul line!

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Joke:

What did the ghost say about the green spot on his shirt?

Answer:

What?? It's just a little boogie man!

Halloween Joke For Kids - Spices   Not rated yet
Hey Kids,
I'm making a recipe for Halloween. Wanna Smell?

Yeah! Oh, that reminds me of a Halloween Joke.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch....

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Halloween Joke:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON THAT WON'T WORK?

Answer:

LAZY BONES

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Joke: Where do vampires live?



Answer: In the Vampire State Building!

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What comes out on halloween but only has a face?

A pumpkin!

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Why couldn't the two year old go to the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Rrrrrr.

Kids Joke...What do you get when you come upon candy, monsters, costumes, and haunted houses?  Not rated yet

What do you get when you come upon candy, monsters, costumes, and haunted houses?


Halloween , of course!

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Where do ghouls go on a Saturday night?


Anywhere they can Boooo gie!

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Question: Why don't skeletons go to party's?



Answer: Because they got no body to dance with!

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What can talk and sing, but doesn't have a mouth?

A T.V.!

Cat joke with lemons in it.  Not rated yet
Q. What do you get if you cross a witch's cat and a lemon?

A. A Sour Puss!

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Q. What does a hungry ghost want???

A. Ice Scream

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Q. What do you call a witch that likes the beach?

A. A Sand -Witch!

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Q. What's a ghost's favorite muffin?

A. Boo-berry!

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Q: What do you call a skeleton that won't work?

A: Lazy bones


Q: What do skeletons say before dining?

A: Bone Appetite


Q: What ...

Pirate Movie Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Q. Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?







A. Because it was rated Rrrrrrr!

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Q. What do 'mummys' like to eat?






A. 'Wraps'

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Q. How do you scare a ghost?

A. Just get a Jeepers Creepers mask, put a cover on and say BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did Frankenstein eat a box of bullets?





A. Because he wanted to grow bangs.



Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a
CD?...

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Q. What is a witches favorite subject in school?

A. Spelling!