Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles For Kids
Halloween Season is here, so here are is our ever growing list of funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles for kids...and you!
What day of the week do Halloween Monsters eat their Candy? On Chewsday! Which Halloween Characters eats the quickest? The Goblin. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin! Why is Halloween so fun for Ghouls? Because Halloween is a Ghoul's Best Friend. Why are skeletons so calm, cool and collected? Because nothing gets under their skin. What breed of horse does the Boogie Man ride? Night Mares. What's the only music a Halloween Mummy listens to? Wrap Music. Why did the Vampire keep falling for the oldest tricks in the book? Because he's a sucker! What's the best game to play at Halloween? Hide and Shriek! Why aren't Skeletons Stunt Men? They don't have the guts! What do you get if you cross a bat with a bag of chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night! How does a Witch tell time? With her Witch Watch! What do ghouls do at garage sales? They go bargain Haunting. What do Wizards love about their computers? The Spell checker! Why did the Witch put her broom in the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep! What sound does a Witch's cereal make? Snap, Cackle, and Pop! How do you know someone is a Redneck? His Pumpkin has more teeth than his wife.
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A funny halloween joke
Joke:
What is a turkey most scared of?
Answer:
A gobblein.
Kids Halloween Jokes
Q. What do you get if you crossed a werewolf with a dozen eggs?
A. A very hairy omelette!
Q. Why did Dr. Jekyll flunk chemistry?
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Joke:
What did the skeleton say at the juice bar?
Answer:
Give me a drink and a mop...
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Joke:
How does a pumpkin get his ouwee's taken care of?
Answer:
With a pumpkin PATCH !
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Joke: How do you get a tissue to dance?
Answer: You put a little BOO gie in it!
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Joke:
What do you call a Skeleton that doesn't want to work?
Answer:
Lazy-Bones!
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Two boys are walking down the street;
Johnny: "Hey, I never knew you were going to wear your mask?"
Billy: "I never did!"
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Joke:
Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
Answer:
Because he didn't have any guts.
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Joke:
What did the little ghost have in his nose?
Answer:
A BOO-ger
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Halloween Joke:
What kind of tie does a ghost wear at a party?
Answer:
A Boo Tie!
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Halloween Joke:
Why did the vampire take cold medicine?
Answer:
Because he kept coffin.
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Joke:
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer:
A boo-berry!
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Halloween Joke:
How does a goblin score a touchdown?
Answer:
He crosses over the ghoul line!
Boogie Man Joke
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Joke:
What did the ghost say about the green spot on his shirt?
Answer:
What?? It's just a little boogie man!
Halloween Joke For Kids - Spices
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Hey Kids,
I'm making a recipe for Halloween. Wanna Smell?
Yeah! Oh, that reminds me of a Halloween Joke.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch....
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Halloween Joke:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON THAT WON'T WORK?
Answer:
LAZY BONES
Where do vampires live?
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Joke: Where do vampires live?
Answer: In the Vampire State Building!
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What comes out on halloween but only has a face?
A pumpkin!
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Why couldn't the two year old go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated Rrrrrr.
Kids Joke...What do you get when you come upon candy, monsters, costumes, and haunted houses?
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What do you get when you come upon candy, monsters, costumes, and haunted houses?
Halloween , of course!
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Where do ghouls go on a Saturday night?
Anywhere they can Boooo gie!
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Question: Why don't skeletons go to party's?
Answer: Because they got no body to dance with!
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What can talk and sing, but doesn't have a mouth?
A T.V.!
Cat joke with lemons in it.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a witch's cat and a lemon?
A. A Sour Puss!
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Q. What does a hungry ghost want???
A. Ice Scream
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Q. What do you call a witch that likes the beach?
A. A Sand -Witch!
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Q. What's a ghost's favorite muffin?
A. Boo-berry!
Halloween Jokes - Skeleton Jokes
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Q: What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
A: Lazy bones
Q: What do skeletons say before dining?
A: Bone Appetite
Q: What ...
Pirate Movie Kids Joke
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Q. Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated Rrrrrrr!
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Q. What do 'mummys' like to eat?
A. 'Wraps'
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Q. How do you scare a ghost?
A. Just get a Jeepers Creepers mask, put a cover on and say BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Q. Why did Frankenstein eat a box of bullets?
A. Because he wanted to grow bangs.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mummy with a
CD?...
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Q. What is a witches favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling!
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