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Funny Kids Jokes About Space

Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips.

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

Q. What's an astronauts favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. What do space cows say?
A. "Mooooo-n."

Q. What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A. An unidentified frying object.

Q. What do you call a wizard in space?
A. A flying saucer-er.

Q. What is an aliens favorite sport?
A. SpaceBall

Funny Kids Jokes

Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right?

Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you, something smells.

Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults.

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Funny Kids Jokes - Animals

Q. Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
A. Because he was known as a hard case.

Q. What do you comb a rabbit with?
A. A hare brush.

Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?
A. The porcupine because he had the most points.

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish.

Q. where do mermaids see movies?
A. At the Dive-In.

Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can.

Q. What monkey is always exploding?
A. A ba-boom.

Q. Why can't you play games in the jungle?
A. Because there's always gonna be a cheetah.

Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse.
A. A Zebra.

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Joke: What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Not rated yet
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Cat Joke - Funny! Not rated yet
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Super Riddle For Kids! Not rated yet
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Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle: What flies forever, rests never? Answer: Wind

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I once knew a man who was really thin. How thin was he? He was so so thin that even a pencil weighed more than him.

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Knock Knock Joke  Not rated yet
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plain silly joke Not rated yet
when your sitting on the john and the toilet paper is gone be a man and use your hand

Plain silly joke for kids! Not rated yet
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Joke: What does a nosy pepper do? Answer: It gets into jalapeno business!

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Space Joke For Kids Not rated yet
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Really Cool Riddle! Not rated yet
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Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Where do whales get their braces? Answer: The orca-dontist.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT DOES KARATE Not rated yet
Joke: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT DOES KARATE? Answer: A PORK CHOP

Just Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke: What's black and white and red all over? Answer: A newspaper!

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A Fruity Funny Knock-Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock. Who's There? Orange. …

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What's green and has wheels?.....grass. i lied about the wheels

Animal Not rated yet
Joke: What has a horn but can't honk? Answer: A rino! XD

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Pet Joke For Kids Not rated yet
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Joke: Why did the bunny cross the road? Answer: Because he wanted to go to the hopping mall!

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Joke: What is an Alien's favorite key on the keyboard? Answer: The space bar!

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Silly Joke For Kids ... The All Time Classic Not rated yet
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Joke: What is the biggest building in the world? Answer: A library because it has the most stories.

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Food Joke ... We were so poor ... Not rated yet
We were so poor growing up that our family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: A person is holding an umbrella on a rainy day but why does he still get wet? Answer: Because he was not holding it above his head!

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Joke: What did the shrimp say to his Mum when he didn't share his chocolate? Answer: "Sorry I'm shellfish!"

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A farmer had trouble counting his crop so he got a computer. One day he was going to his computer when he slipped on some hay and his head became stuck …

Knock-knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo, not who!

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Joke: Why did the coach go to the bank? Answer: Because he wanted to get his quarter back. quarterback

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Joke: Which is the smallest gate? Answer: Colgate

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Joke: What's invisible and smells like bananas? Answer: Monkey farts.

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Help, help, help!!! Who's there? Dwayne!!! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm drowning!!!

Animal and other Not rated yet
If we teach them the words are they still Hummingbirds? If we accept what we see as true things Then, Hummingbirds can fly with no wings Together, …

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Knock,knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla, who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

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Riddle: What starts with 'T', ends with 'T' and is full of 'T'? Answer: A teapot!

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This is no joke Not rated yet
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Knock, Knock? Not rated yet
Knock, Knock? Who's there? Yeah. Yeah, Who? Wow, you sure are excited!!

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good joke for friends Not rated yet
Hey (friends name) answer this... If I were to leave the country right now, Would you remember me in a minute? Yes Would you remember me in a day? …

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If a blonde and a brunette were tossed out of a building which one would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask …

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Great Riddles For Kids Not rated yet
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Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ivan! Ivan who? Ivan workin' on the railroad (singing)

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Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
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Silly joke Not rated yet
Joke: What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? Answer: Out-laws are wanted!

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Joke: What did the shrimp say to it's Mom? Answer: I was too shellfish.

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Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
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Golfing Joke Not rated yet
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A Fun Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle: What is in the middle of Paris? Answer: The letter R.

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: What is black and white and red all over? Answer: An embarrassed zebra.

Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: What's black and white and red all over? Answer: A newspaper.

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Who do you call if you have a fly problem? The SWAT team!

Silly Kids Joke Not rated yet
Joke: How many sides does a box have? Answer: Two. Inside and Outside.

Knock-knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock,Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock,Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange …

Knock-knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I came over?!

Funny Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the little boy take his car to school? Answer: To drive his teachers up the wall.

Knock-knock joke for kids Not rated yet
Knock knock Who's there Anita. Anita who? I need a bath!

Hilarious Story Not rated yet
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island …

Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the fish say a boat is a butt? Answer: Because they only saw the BOTTOM. (butt=bottom)

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: A lion and a cheetah are racing, the cheetah wins. The lion turns to the cheetah and says, "Hey, you cheetah!" and the cheetah says, "stop lion!" …

Fun Riddle for Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: It is yours, but your friends use it more. What is it? Answer: Your name.

Classic Riddle Not rated yet
Riddle: What is greater than God, more evil than a devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, if you eat it you'll die. What is it? Answer: …

Plain silly joke for kids! Not rated yet
Joke: What did the wall say to the other wall? Answer: Meet you at the corner. Joke: What did the hand say to the toilet paper? …

Animal Knock Knock Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Knock knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Hey, do you hear an owl

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the cowboy give his pony a electric guitar? Answer: Because he wanted a rocking horse.

Silly Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: What did one tomato say to the other? Answer: You go ahead and I'll ketchup!

Riddle Of The Clown & The Three Golden Apples Not rated yet
Riddle: There is a clown that has just stolen 3 golden apples. He has a horde of people behind him. He comes to a bridge. In the town he lives …

Jokes for kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why do we go to bed? Answer: Because it does not come to us!

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Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: What do you call cheese that is not yours? Answer: Nacho Cheese

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.

A kids bug joke. Not rated yet
How do you get rid of a bee? You tell it to buzz off.

Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Really easy... Because it was not "peeling" well!

The funniest Animal JOKE EVER!!! PLEASE READ Not rated yet
Joke: Which hen lays the longest? Answer: A dead one!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke: What do you call a cat who lives in a hospital? Answer: A first aid kit. hahahahahahahahhhahhahah

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Q. What building has the most stories. A. The Library

Funny Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why is the Dalmatian no good at hide and seek? Answer: Because he's always spotted!

Silly Joke For Kids - What's black and white... Not rated yet
Joke: What's black and white and read all over? Answer: A newspaper. Joke: What's black and white and red all over? Answer: A skunk …

Plain silly joke for kids! Not rated yet
Joke: Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? Answer: Because it was rated arrrrr!

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: The sea is my mother, when I fall in her I die. Who am I? Answer: Salt

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: What is a bunnies favorite type of music? Answer: "Hip Hop"

Silly riddle for kids Not rated yet
Riddle: If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? Answer: Nowhere. You don't bury survivors!

Plain silly Not rated yet
Joke: Why was the keyboard being mean? Answer: Cuz I keep poking it.

Plain silly Not rated yet
Joke: Why are the spiders jealous?????? Answer: Cuz of the world wide web.

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Joke: Why do fish live in saltwater? Answer: Because pepper-water makes them sneeze!!!!

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Joke: What did the police man say to his stomach? Answer: You're under a vest!!!!

Which building has the most stories? Not rated yet
Riddle: Which building has the most stories? Answer: The library...because it have the most story books there...

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Joke: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Answer: Because she had bright students............

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Joke: If you put 3 ducks in a box, what do you have? Answer: A box of quackers .

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A centipede tripped and he fell down and down and down and down and down and down....

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Joke: What do you call a clown in space? Answer: An Astro-nut.

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Q. What can you open but can never close? A. An egg!

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Joke: What's blue and sits on the potty? Answer: A policeman doing his duty.

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Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because he was not peeling well.

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There once was a duck that went to the store to by some lipstick, so the cashier asked, 'cash or credit?' The duck said, just put it on my bill.

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Joke: Why do seagulls live by the sea? Answer: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

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Riddle: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps? Answer: A river. …

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was next to McDonald's!

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Q: What jam can't be eaten on toast? A: A traffic jam!

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One day this man ran into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, Doctor ever 5 minutes I think I am a pair of curtains". And the Doctor said, "Pull …

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yo! Yo who? Yo-yo, what up my peep?

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Joke: What did Moe call his bike? Answer: His moe-torcycle.

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Riddle: How can a man go eight days without sleep? Answer: He sleeps at night.

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RIddle: What is black and white, and 'red' all over? Answer: A NEWSPAPER

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Co-- MOO!

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Joke: What did the wall say to the other wall? Answer: Meet you at the corner!

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Joke: When do Astronauts fly to Outer Space? Answer: At launch time!

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Joke: Why did the apple cross the road? Answer: To get to his granny smiths.

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Q. What did the monster say to the screen? A. "Hello Scream."

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Joke: What did the candle say to the lamp? Answer: I'm going out for the night.

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Joke: What did the red light say to the driver? Answer: Don't look I'm changing.

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Riddle: What walks with 4 feet, then 2 feet, and then 3 feet. Answer: A human. When it is a baby it walks with 4 feet, when an adult it walks …

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Riddle: Imagine your on a plane and there are missiles surrounding you, no parachutes and you are over the ocean. What do you do? Answer: Stop …

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because there was no road!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry it's, just a joke.

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Riddle: There is a green house and inside that green house is a white house, and inside that white house is a red house, and inside that red house is …

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Can you answer this ? If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor, doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring …

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An English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man went to the fun-fair and found a magic slide. Whatever you screamed whilst going down the slide, that …

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Joke: What animal don't you play checkers with? Answer: A cheetah!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin said "It's hot in here!" The other muffin said, "Wow! It's a talking muffin!"

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Joke: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Answer: It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!! Joke: What gets bigger the more you take away? Answer: …

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Joke: Why wouldn't Cinderella be good at soccer? Answer: Because she would always run away from the ball.

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Q: I saw Esaw sitting on a seesaw. How many "s's" in that? A: none!!! (T.H.A.T.)

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Joke: What is a astronauts favorite board game? Answer: Moon oply.

State Riddle Not rated yet
Q: What state is round on both sides and high in the middle? A: O-High-O (Ohio)

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Riddle: What is the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup? Answer: You can always roast beef but you can never pea soup!!!!!!!

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Riddle: What's bigger when it's upside down? Answer: 6

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Joke: What did the golfers wear for the game? Answer: Tee-shirts.

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Q: Why does a gorilla have huge nostrils? A: Because he has big fingers!

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Q: What did the ogre mom say to the kid ogre when he needed to clean his room? A: Son! You need to get ogre-nized!

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Why did the orange need gas? Because it was all out of juice!

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Q: Why didn't Cinderella play football? A: Because she ran away from the ball.

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What is the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Any one can chop beef, but not everyone can pee soup.

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Q. What did the flea say to the other flea? A. Shall we take a walk or take the dog.

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Q: One day a man fell into the sea and lost his arms and legs. What was he called? A: Bob Knock Knock. Who's there? Granny. Granny who? …

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Joke: How can you find out how old a sauce is? Answer: Check your saus age .

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Q. What do you call a horses hospital? A. Horespital Q. What do you call horses swimming in the sea? A. Seahorses Q. What do you call a horses …

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Joke: There are 4 houses on my block, one is blue, one is black, the other one is purple and the last one is white. In the blue house there lives a …

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Why did the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!

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Joke: What do you get when you cross a UPS guy and a FedEx guy???? Answer: Fed Up...

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Joke: What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light? Answer: "Don't look I'm changing!"

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Q. What does a Barbie eat? A. Barbecue...

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Joke: Where would a pig live if it went to the Antarctica? Answer: A pigloo.

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Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A newspaper.

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Joke: What is an astronauts favorite snack? Answer: Space Jam.

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Joke: What do you a call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A Gummie bear!

The Funny Teacher. Not rated yet
Did you hear about the teacher that graded tests so carefully that she flunked two kids for making their periods upside down?

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Why do bees humm? Because they forgot the words.

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Q: What T.V. SHOW DO COWS WATCH A: The Evening Moos.

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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!

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Why was it so hot at the football game? Because there were no fans.

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Joke: Where does the General keep his armies? Answer: In his sleeves!

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What's your name? Spell it. ANSWER: I-T!! (Spell it )

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If Ching Chong went to Hong Kong, to play ping- pong with Ding Dong,and he died while he was there, what would they put on his coffin? A lid!

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Little Ben was rushed to the hospital with high fever, vomiting and a cough. The doctor examined him and then asked, "Ben, what bothers you the most?." …

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Q) What does a cat say when it gets hurt? A) me-OW!

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Q: What do you call a place where you can only drive a red car? A: A red car nation.

Tomato Joke For Kids Not rated yet
What did one tomato say to the other? You go on, I'll ketchup.

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Q) Why was the girl in the rocking chair with her roller skates? A) Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.

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Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard. A: Close the door I'm dressing.

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I got a few silly jokes probably everyone's heard: Q. What's black, white and RED all over? A. A newspaper Q. What's a cows favorite place …

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Joke: What do call a fly without wings? Answer: A walk!

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A British man, an American man, and a french man all dared each other to throw their watches off a cliff, and see if any of them could catch them before …

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Riddle: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP GOLD IN SUN? Answer: IT'LL BE STOLEN. Riddle: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU PUT A RED TOWEL IN WATER? …

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Joke: What kinds of keys do kids like? Answer: Cookieeees!

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Question: What has four wheels and flies? Answer: A garbage truck.

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Joke: Where do socks go to dance? Answer: To the sock hop!

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Joke: Did you hear about the corn who tried to beat up the spinach? Answer: It got creamed.

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Joke: What's a cows favorite holiday destination? Answer: Moo Zealand and Moo York!

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Joke: Why were the elephants ashamed to go to the beach? Answer: …

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Riddle; ONCE THERE WAS A THIRSTY HORSE. THERE WAS A 20 METER ROPE TIED AROUND HIS NECK. THE WELL WAS 30 METERS AWAY. THE HORSE WENT TO IT AND …

Kid's Riddle Not rated yet
Joke: What is black and white and red all over? Answer: A zebra rash.

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Joke: What is black, and white, and read all over? Answer: A NEWSPAPER.

Space Jokes Not rated yet
Joke: What chocolate bars do you eat in space? A. Mars bars, Milky Ways and Gallexeis. Joke: Who is the most famous character in space? A. Pluto …

A Teddy Bear Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the teddy not eat it's dinner? Answer: Because he was stuffed.

Why did the students eat their homework? Not rated yet
Joke: Why did the students eat their homework? Answer: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

Nature Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke: Why was the sand wet? Answer: Because the sea weed !

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Joke: Where do hamburgers go to dance? Answer: To the Meat ball

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle: If a cowboy went to town on Friday, stayed there for three days, and left town on Saturday, how is this possible??? Answer: The horses …

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Joke: How do you tie up a spaceship in space? Answer: With Astroknots!

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Q: Why is an alien a good gardener? A: Because he has 2 green thumbs!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eye? Answer: A fsh!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Cow Teaser Not rated yet
Joke: How do you spell cow in 13 letters? Answer: See O Double You.

Kid's Riddle Not rated yet
What goes up, but never comes down? Your age.

Golf Joke Not rated yet
Q: Why did the man bring two pairs of pants to golf? A: In case he got a hole in one!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig? A. A hedgehog!

I grew a foot this summer! Not rated yet
I grew a foot this summer and I wish it wasn't true! I'm not twelve inches taller, I just really need another shoe!

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Q) Where do flowers work? A) At the Plant.

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit? A. Just fixing my HARE!!!!

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework? His dog was busy.

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework? His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the boy sleep with a ruler? Not rated yet
Why did the boy sleep with a ruler? He wanted to measure how long he'd slept.

Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke...

What color is a burp? Not rated yet
What color is a burp? Burple.

The Tissue Joke Not rated yet
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogy in it.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Why did the pig cross the road? Because the chicken wanted pork chops.

Silly Doofus Jokes and Inventions Not rated yet
1. How do you keep a doofus in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow! 2. How do you know when a doofus has been making chocolate chip cookies? …

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What is the easiest way to get on tv? Sit on it.

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question: Why did the chicken join the band? Answer: Because there were two drumsticks.

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Little Johny was baking a cake when all of a sudden he ran away. Why? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it.

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Guy: I would like to buy 5,000 cockroaches. (a type of bug) Man: Why? Guy: Because I'm moving and it says to leave the place as I found it.

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Guy: So I heard you got in a car accident. Friend: Yup. Guy: What happened? Friend: I honked at the tree but it wouldn't move.

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What's a sheep with no legs? A cloud!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Where do cows go on a Saturday night? The moo-vies!

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Q. Why did the pigeon cross the road? A. Because the chicken didn't want to.

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
What does DEl-A-WEAR? I-DAH-HO (I don't know) AL-ASK-A (I'll ask her) She wears a NEW JERSEY!

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Q: Why isn't it good to sleep on your desk while the teacher is teaching? A: Because it's not comfortable sleeping on a desk!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question: Who can stand on a tiger's head? Answer: A flea!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q: Where do cows live? A: Cowliforna.

A State Joke Not rated yet
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world? A: Pennsylvania

Irish Joke Not rated yet
Q. How many Irishman does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A. Two. One to make the dough, and one to peel the smarties!

Silly Joke Not rated yet
What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What is blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath.

A Silly State Joke Not rated yet
Q: What did Tennessee? A: The same thing Arkansas.

Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Question: Railroad crossings look out for cars, can you spell that without any r's? Answer: T.H.A.T.

Silly One-Liner Not rated yet
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal said to the other, "Does this guy taste funny to you?" (Ba-dump-bump!)

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Q. What kind of tie can you not wear? A. A typhoon.

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Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack? A. Space Chips . (Spaceships) Q. What's an aliens favorite candy? A. Martian-mellows. …

Normal Joke Not rated yet
Joke Question: Why did the boy take a ladder to school? Joke Answer: He went to a high school!

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Question: What does a Baseball team and a muffin have in common? Answer: They both rely on the batter!

Knock knock joke. Not rated yet
Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who, sorry i don't speak to owl.

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Question: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND? Answer: TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE.

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What is confidence? -- -- -- -- -- A 99 year old woman buying a lifetime validity card.(mobile) …

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Joke: How do you get Pokemon on a bus? Answer: You, Poke him on.

Purple Tag Joke Not rated yet
One day there was a man named Sam, Sam, can't read!- (and he isn't that 'bright') One day he decides to go to the 'Mutant-Animal-Park'. He walks up …

Riddle Not rated yet
Question: What goes up but never goes down? Answer: Your age!

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Question: What is a mother's favorite star? Answer: The Sun . (Son)

Strawberry Joke Not rated yet
Question: Why was the baby strawberry sad? Answer: Because his Mom & Dad were in a jam.

A Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question: Where does a book eat lunch at? Answer: At a Table of Contents!

Baby Porcupine Not rated yet
Question: What did the baby porcupine say to the Cactus? Answer: Is that you Mama?

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Question: There is a guy who lives in a one story house. Everything in his house is pink. The lamp is pink, the bed is pink, the television is …

Food joke Not rated yet
Question: Do you know what you get if you cross a canary with an electric fan? Answer: Shredded tweet. (Shredded wheat.)

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question: Why do hummingbirds hum? Answer: Because they don't know the words!

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Q. What do you call a sheep with out legs? A. A cloud .

Kids Riddle Not rated yet
Question: How does mother earth fish? Answer: With North and South Poles.

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Question: We all know the joke, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'...Well...What do you call someone who tells chicken jokes? Answer: …

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Q. A snake, an ant, a spider, and a centipede were playing. They got hungry. They wanted somebody to buy some food. The snake said:'I don't have foot. …

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Question: What kind of ring did Ronald McDonald give Wendy for their engagement? Answer: An onion ring.

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Question: Why did the tomato blush? Answer: He saw the salad dressing.

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Question: What city is related to Smallville? Answer: Mini -apolis. Question: What do you Vampires take for their coughs? Answer: …

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Question: How do you get the water into a watermelon? Answer: Plant it in the spring. Question: Why couldn't the orange cross …

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Q. Why did the king go to the dentist? A. To get his teeth crowned!

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Great Riddle! Not rated yet
Q. What is twice in a week, once in a year, and not in a month? A. The letter 'E'!

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A. A sponge!

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q: what is black white and red all over? A: A Penguin with a sunburn! HAHA

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Q. Which animal is also in the alphabet? A. A Bee. Q. Which vegetable is also in the alphabet? A. A Pea.

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Q. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on and ant? A. Da-ant, da-ant, da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant...

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Q. What did the cat say when he got hurt? A. 'Me- owww '

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Kay: My Dad has bought a new car. George: Really? What kind? Kat: I think it starts with a T. G: That's strange, most cars start with gasoline! …

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Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green all over? A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

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Q. What kind of soda should you never drink? A: BAKING …

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Q. What colour is a burp? A. Burple, of course!

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Q. How do you get down off an elephant? A. You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.

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Q. What do you call a no eye deer? A. No idea 'r

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q. How do you make a octopus laugh? A. Tentacles! (Ten tickles)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. (Seven ate nine!)

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