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Funny Kids Jokes About Space

Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips.

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

Q. What's an astronauts favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. What do space cows say?
A. "Mooooo-n."

Q. What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A. An unidentified frying object.

Q. What do you call a wizard in space?
A. A flying saucer-er.

Q. What is an aliens favorite sport?
A. SpaceBall

Funny Kids Jokes

Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right?

Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you, something smells.

Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults.

Funny Kids Jokes - Animals

Q. Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
A. Because he was known as a hard case.

Q. What do you comb a rabbit with?
A. A hare brush.

Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?
A. The porcupine because he had the most points.

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish.

Q. where do mermaids see movies?
A. At the Dive-In.

Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can.

Q. What monkey is always exploding?
A. A ba-boom.

Q. Why can't you play games in the jungle?
A. Because there's always gonna be a cheetah.

Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse.
A. A Zebra.

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Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke:

Why were the elephants ashamed to go to the beach?

Answer:
Because ...

Silly joke - The Horse and The Rope Not rated yet
Riddle;

ONCE THERE WAS A THIRSTY HORSE.
THERE WAS A 20 METER ROPE TIED AROUND HIS NECK.

THE WELL WAS 30 METERS AWAY.
THE HORSE WENT TO IT AND ...

Kid's Riddle Not rated yet
Joke:

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A zebra rash.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:

What is black, and white, and read all over?

Answer:

A NEWSPAPER.

Space Jokes Not rated yet
Joke: What chocolate bars do you eat in space?

A. Mars bars, Milky Ways and Gallexeis.

Joke: Who is the most famous character in space?

A. Pluto ...

A Teddy Bear Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:

Why did the teddy not eat it's dinner?

Answer:

Because he was stuffed.

Why did the students eat their homework? Not rated yet
Joke:

Why did the students eat their homework?

Answer:

Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

Nature Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:

Why was the sand wet?

Answer:

Because the sea weed !

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Joke:

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

Answer:

To the Meat ball

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Riddle:

If a cowboy went to town on Friday, stayed there for three days, and left town on Saturday, how is this possible???

Answer:

The horses ...

A Funny Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Joke:

How do you tie up a spaceship in space?

Answer:

With Astroknots!

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q: Why is an alien a good gardener?

A: Because he has 2 green thumbs!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Answer: A fsh!

Silly Joke Not rated yet

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A Stick!

Cow Teaser Not rated yet

Joke: How do you spell cow in 13 letters?

Answer: See O Double You.

Kid's Riddle Not rated yet
What goes up, but never comes down?

Your age.

Golf Joke Not rated yet
Q: Why did the man bring two pairs of pants to golf?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

Plain Silly Joke! Not rated yet
One day there was a alien and he landed on Earth.

He went and joined a choir and his first words were "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me."

Then he went to a ...

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?

A. A hedgehog!

I grew a foot this summer! Not rated yet
I grew a foot this summer and I wish it wasn't true!

I'm not twelve inches taller, I just really need another shoe!

silly joke Not rated yet
Q) Where do flowers work?
A) At the Plant.

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit?

A. Just fixing my HARE!!!!

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework?

His dog was busy.

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework?

His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the boy sleep with a ruler? Not rated yet
Why did the boy sleep with a ruler?

He wanted to measure how long he'd slept.

Knock Knock Joke Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke...

What color is a burp? Not rated yet
What color is a burp?

Burple.

The Tissue Joke Not rated yet
How do you get a tissue to dance?

Put a little boogy in it.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken wanted pork chops.

Silly Doofus Jokes and Inventions Not rated yet
1. How do you keep a doofus in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

2. How do you know when a doofus has been making chocolate chip cookies?

When ...

silly joke Not rated yet
What is the easiest way to get on tv?

Sit on it.

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question:

Why did the chicken join the band?

Answer:

Because there were two drumsticks.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Little Johny was baking a cake when all of a sudden he ran away.

Why?

Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Guy: I would like to buy 5,000 cockroaches. (a type of bug)

Man: Why?

Guy: Because I'm moving and it says to leave the place as I found it.

silly joke Not rated yet
Guy: So I heard you got in a car accident.

Friend: Yup.

Guy: What happened?

Friend: I honked at the tree but it wouldn't move.

animal Not rated yet
What's a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

The moo-vies!

Silly Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. Why did the pigeon cross the road?

A. Because the chicken didn't want to.

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
What does DEl-A-WEAR?

I-DAH-HO (I don't know)

AL-ASK-A (I'll ask her)

She wears a NEW JERSEY!

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q:

Why isn't it good to sleep on your desk while the teacher is teaching?

A:

Because it's not comfortable sleeping on a desk!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question:

Who can stand on a tiger's head?

Answer:

A flea!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q:

Where do cows live?

A:

Cowliforna.

A State Joke Not rated yet
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

A: Pennsylvania

Irish Joke Not rated yet
Q.

How many Irishman does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A.

Two. One to make the dough, and one to peel the smarties!

Silly Joke Not rated yet
What is pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

What is blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding it's breath.

A Silly State Joke Not rated yet
Q: What did Tennessee?

A: The same thing Arkansas.

Silly Riddle Not rated yet
Question: Railroad crossings look out for cars, can you spell that without any r's?

Answer: T.H.A.T.

Silly One-Liner Not rated yet
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One cannibal said to the other,

"Does this guy taste funny to you?"

(Ba-dump-bump!)

plain joke Not rated yet
Q. What kind of tie can you not wear?

A. A typhoon.

Melonie's Not rated yet

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips . (Spaceships)

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q....

Normal Joke Not rated yet
Joke Question:

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Joke Answer:

He went to a high school!

Kids Joke Not rated yet
Question:

What does a Baseball team and a muffin have in common?

Answer:

They both rely on the batter!

Knock knock joke. Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who, sorry i don't speak to owl.

Great Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?

Answer: TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE.

Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
What is confidence?
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A 99 year old woman buying a lifetime validity card....

Plain Joke Not rated yet
Joke:

How do you get Pokemon on a bus?

Answer:

You, Poke him on.

Purple Tag Joke Not rated yet
One day there was a man named Sam,
Sam, can't read!- (and he isn't that 'bright')
One day he decides to go to the 'Mutant-Animal-Park'.

He walks up ...

Riddle Not rated yet
Question:

What goes up but never goes down?

Answer:

Your age!

Riddle/Word Play Not rated yet
Question:

What is a mother's favorite star?

Answer:

The Sun . (Son)

Strawberry Joke Not rated yet
Question:

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

Answer:

Because his Mom & Dad were in a jam.

A Plain Silly Joke Not rated yet
Question:

Where does a book eat lunch at?

Answer:

At a Table of Contents!

Baby Porcupine Not rated yet
Question:

What did the baby porcupine say to the Cactus?

Answer:

Is that you Mama?

Just plain silly riddle Not rated yet
Question:

There is a guy who lives in a one story house. Everything in his house is pink.

The lamp is pink, the bed is pink, the television is ...

Food joke Not rated yet
Question:

Do you know what you get if you cross a canary with an electric fan?

Answer:

Shredded tweet. (Shredded wheat.)

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Question:

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer:

Because they don't know the words!

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a sheep with out legs?

A. A cloud .

Kids Riddle Not rated yet
Question:

How does mother earth fish?

Answer:

With North and South Poles.

Kids Joke Not rated yet
Question:

We all know the joke, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'...Well...What do you call someone who tells chicken jokes?

Answer:

A ...

Animal Kids Joke Not rated yet
Q. A snake, an ant, a spider, and a centipede were playing. They got hungry. They wanted somebody to buy some food.

The snake said:'I don't have foot....

Silly Jokes For Kids Not rated yet
Question:

What kind of ring did Ronald McDonald give Wendy for their engagement?

Answer:

An onion ring.

Food Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Question: Why did the tomato blush?

Answer: He saw the salad dressing.

Kids Jokes Not rated yet
Question: What city is related to Smallville?

Answer: Mini -apolis.

Question: What do you Vampires take for their coughs?

Answer: Coffin ...

Silly Jokes Not rated yet
Question:

How do you get the water into a watermelon?

Answer:

Plant it in the spring.

Question:

Why couldn't the orange cross ...

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. Why did the king go to the dentist?

A. To get his teeth crowned!

Great Riddle! Not rated yet
Q. What is twice in a week, once in a year, and not in a month?

A. The letter 'E'!

Riddle For Kids Not rated yet
Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A. A sponge!

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q: what is black white and red all over?

A: A Penguin with a sunburn!

HAHA

Riddles For Kids Not rated yet

Q. Which animal is also in the alphabet?

A. A Bee.

Q. Which vegetable is also in the alphabet?

A. A Pea.

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on and ant?

A. Da-ant, da-ant, da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant...

Animal Kids Joke Not rated yet
Q. What did the cat say when he got hurt?

A. 'Me- owww '

Kids Jokes Not rated yet
Kay: My Dad has bought a new car.

George: Really? What kind?

Kat: I think it starts with a T.

G: That's strange, most cars start with gasoline!...

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green all over?

A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

riddle Not rated yet
Q. What kind of soda should you never drink?

A: BAKING ...

Silly Joke Not rated yet
Q. What colour is a burp?

A. Burple, of course!

Animal Joke Not rated yet
Q. How do you get down off an elephant?

A. You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.

plain joke Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a no eye deer?

A. No idea 'r

Animal Joke For Kids Not rated yet
Q. How do you make a octopus laugh?

A. Tentacles! (Ten tickles)

Silly Kid Joke Not rated yet
Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9.

(Seven ate nine!)

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