Funny Kids Jokes

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q: Why does a gorilla have huge nostrils?

A: Because he has big fingers!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What did the ogre mom say to the kid ogre when he needed to clean his room?

A: Son! You need to get ogre-nized!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What is brown and sticky?

Answer:

A stick.

Food Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Why did the orange need gas?

Because it was all out of juice!

riddle  Not rated yet
Q:

Why didn't Cinderella play football?

A:

Because she ran away from the ball.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
What is the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Any one can chop beef, but not everyone can pee soup.

Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q.

What did the flea say to the other flea?

A.

Shall we take a walk or take the dog.

Plain Silly Joke and Knock Knock  Not rated yet
Q: One day a man fell into the sea and lost his arms and legs. What was he called?

A: Bob



Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock ...

Food Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Joke:

How can you find out how old a sauce is?

Answer:

Check your saus age .

Animal Jokes About Horses For Kids  Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a horses hospital?
A. Horespital

Q. What do you call horses swimming in the sea?
A. Seahorses

Q. What do you call a horses ...

Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

There are 4 houses on my block, one is blue, one is black, the other one is purple and the last one is white. In the blue house there lives a ...

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Why did the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!

joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What do you get when you cross a UPS guy and a FedEx guy????

Answer:

Fed Up...

Just Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Answer:

"Don't look I'm changing!"

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What does a Barbie eat?

A. Barbecue...

Silly Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

Where would a pig live if it went to the Antarctica?

Answer:

A pigloo.

Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
Q:

What is black and white and red all over?

A:

A newspaper.

Silly Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Joke:

What is an astronauts favorite snack?

Answer:

Space Jam.

Kids animal joke.  Not rated yet
Joke: What do you a call a bear with no teeth?

Answer: A Gummie bear!

The Funny Teacher.  Not rated yet
Did you hear about the teacher that graded tests so carefully that she flunked two kids for making their periods upside down?

Kids animal joke  Not rated yet
Why do bees humm?

Because they forgot the words.

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What T.V. SHOW DO COWS WATCH

A: The Evening Moos.

Funny Riddle For Kids.  Not rated yet
How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

silly joke  Not rated yet
Why was it so hot at the football game?


Because there were no fans.

Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

Where does the General keep his armies?

Answer:

In his sleeves!

Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
What's your name? Spell it.


ANSWER:

I-T!!

(Spell it )

silly joke  Not rated yet
If Ching Chong went to Hong Kong, to play ping- pong with Ding Dong,and he died while he was there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

Silly joke  Not rated yet
Little Ben was rushed to the hospital with high fever, vomiting and a cough.
The doctor examined him and then asked, "Ben, what bothers you the most?...

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q) What does a cat say when it gets hurt?


A) me-OW!

just plain silly joke  Not rated yet
There are these three guys named poop, shut up, and manners. Well poop fell in a hole and manners tried to help him out while shut up went around the corner ...

Just A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What do you call a place where you can only drive a red car?

A: A red car nation.

Tomato Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
What did one tomato say to the other?

You go on, I'll ketchup.

Silly Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Q) Why was the girl in the rocking chair with her roller skates?



A) Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Animal  Not rated yet
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on him.

Food Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard.

A: Close the door I'm dressing.

Just a plain silly Joke  Not rated yet
I got a few silly jokes probably everyone's heard:


Q. What's black, white and RED all over?

A. A newspaper


Q. What's a cows favorite place ...

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What do call a fly without wings?

Answer:

A walk!

A plain silly joke   Not rated yet
A British man, an American man, and a french man all dared each other to throw their watches off a cliff, and see if any of them could catch them before ...

Silly Riddles  Not rated yet
Riddle:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP GOLD IN SUN?

Answer:

IT'LL BE STOLEN.



Riddle:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU PUT A RED TOWEL IN WATER?...

Food Riddle  Not rated yet
Joke:

What kinds of keys do kids like?

Answer:

Cookieeees!

Great Joke!  Not rated yet
Question:

What has four wheels and flies?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

Where do socks go to dance?

Answer:

To the sock hop!

Just a plain silly joke.  Not rated yet
Joke:

Did you hear about the corn who tried to beat up the spinach?

Answer:

It got creamed.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What's a cows favorite holiday destination?

Answer:

Moo Zealand and Moo York!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

Why were the elephants ashamed to go to the beach?

Answer:
Because ...

Silly joke - The Horse and The Rope  Not rated yet
Riddle;

ONCE THERE WAS A THIRSTY HORSE.
THERE WAS A 20 METER ROPE TIED AROUND HIS NECK.

THE WELL WAS 30 METERS AWAY.
THE HORSE WENT TO IT AND ...

Kid's Riddle  Not rated yet
Joke:

What is black and white and red all over?


Answer: A zebra rash.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

What is black, and white, and read all over?


Answer:

A NEWSPAPER.

Space Jokes  Not rated yet
Joke: What chocolate bars do you eat in space?

A. Mars bars, Milky Ways and Gallexeis.


Joke: Who is the most famous character in space?

A. Pluto ...

A Teddy Bear Joke For Kids   Not rated yet
Joke:

Why did the teddy not eat it's dinner?

Answer:

Because he was stuffed.

Why did the students eat their homework?  Not rated yet
Joke:

Why did the students eat their homework?

Answer:

Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

Nature Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Joke:

Why was the sand wet?

Answer:

Because the sea weed !

Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

Where do hamburgers go to dance?


Answer:

To the Meat ball

Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
Riddle:

If a cowboy went to town on Friday, stayed there for three days, and left town on Saturday, how is this possible???

Answer:

The horses ...

A Funny Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Joke:

How do you tie up a spaceship in space?

Answer:

With Astroknots!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q: Why is an alien a good gardener?

A: Because he has 2 green thumbs!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Answer: A fsh!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet

Q: What's brown and sticky?


A: A Stick!

Cow Teaser  Not rated yet

Joke: How do you spell cow in 13 letters?

Answer: See O Double You.

Kid's Riddle  Not rated yet
What goes up, but never comes down?

Your age.

Golf Joke  Not rated yet
Q: Why did the man bring two pairs of pants to golf?



A: In case he got a hole in one!

Plain Silly Joke!   Not rated yet
One day there was a alien and he landed on Earth.

He went and joined a choir and his first words were "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me."

Then he went to a ...

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?


A. A hedgehog!

I grew a foot this summer!  Not rated yet
I grew a foot this summer and I wish it wasn't true!

I'm not twelve inches taller, I just really need another shoe!

silly joke  Not rated yet
Q) Where do flowers work?
A) At the Plant.

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit?

A. Just fixing my HARE!!!!

Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework?

His dog was busy.

Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Do you know why the boy ate his homework?

His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the boy sleep with a ruler?  Not rated yet
Why did the boy sleep with a ruler?

He wanted to measure how long he'd slept.

Knock Knock Joke  Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it's only a joke...

What color is a burp?  Not rated yet
What color is a burp?

Burple.

The Tissue Joke  Not rated yet
How do you get a tissue to dance?

Put a little boogy in it.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Why did the pig cross the road?


Because the chicken wanted pork chops.

Silly Doofus Jokes and Inventions  Not rated yet
1. How do you keep a doofus in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

2. How do you know when a doofus has been making chocolate chip cookies?

When ...

silly joke  Not rated yet
What is the easiest way to get on tv?


Sit on it.

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Why did the chicken join the band?

Answer:

Because there were two drumsticks.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Little Johny was baking a cake when all of a sudden he ran away.

Why?

Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Guy: I would like to buy 5,000 cockroaches. (a type of bug)

Man: Why?

Guy: Because I'm moving and it says to leave the place as I found it.

silly joke  Not rated yet
Guy: So I heard you got in a car accident.

Friend: Yup.

Guy: What happened?

Friend: I honked at the tree but it wouldn't move.

animal  Not rated yet
What's a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

The moo-vies!

Silly Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q. Why did the pigeon cross the road?

A. Because the chicken didn't want to.

Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
What does DEl-A-WEAR?

I-DAH-HO (I don't know)

AL-ASK-A (I'll ask her)

She wears a NEW JERSEY!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q:

Why isn't it good to sleep on your desk while the teacher is teaching?

A:

Because it's not comfortable sleeping on a desk!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Who can stand on a tiger's head?

Answer:

A flea!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q:

Where do cows live?

A:

Cowliforna.

A State Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

A: Pennsylvania

Irish Joke  Not rated yet
Q.

How many Irishman does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A.

Two. One to make the dough, and one to peel the smarties!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
What is pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

What is blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding it's breath.

A Silly State Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What did Tennessee?

A: The same thing Arkansas.

Silly Riddle  Not rated yet
Question: Railroad crossings look out for cars, can you spell that without any r's?


Answer: T.H.A.T.

Silly One-Liner  Not rated yet
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One cannibal said to the other,

"Does this guy taste funny to you?"

(Ba-dump-bump!)

plain joke  Not rated yet
Q. What kind of tie can you not wear?

A. A typhoon.

Melonie's  Not rated yet

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips . (Spaceships)

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q....

Normal Joke  Not rated yet
Joke Question:

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?


Joke Answer:

He went to a high school!

Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

What does a Baseball team and a muffin have in common?

Answer:

They both rely on the batter!

Knock knock joke.  Not rated yet
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who, sorry i don't speak to owl.

Great Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Question: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?

Answer: TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE.

Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
What is confidence?
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A 99 year old woman buying a lifetime validity card....

Plain Joke  Not rated yet
Joke:

How do you get Pokemon on a bus?

Answer:

You, Poke him on.

Purple Tag Joke  Not rated yet
One day there was a man named Sam,
Sam, can't read!- (and he isn't that 'bright')
One day he decides to go to the 'Mutant-Animal-Park'.

He walks up ...

Riddle  Not rated yet
Question:

What goes up but never goes down?


Answer:

Your age!

Riddle/Word Play  Not rated yet
Question:

What is a mother's favorite star?

Answer:

The Sun . (Son)

Strawberry Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Why was the baby strawberry sad?


Answer:

Because his Mom & Dad were in a jam.

A Plain Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Where does a book eat lunch at?

Answer:

At a Table of Contents!

Baby Porcupine  Not rated yet
Question:

What did the baby porcupine say to the Cactus?

Answer:

Is that you Mama?

Just plain silly riddle  Not rated yet
Question:

There is a guy who lives in a one story house. Everything in his house is pink.

The lamp is pink, the bed is pink, the television is ...

Food joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Do you know what you get if you cross a canary with an electric fan?

Answer:

Shredded tweet. (Shredded wheat.)

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

Why do hummingbirds hum?

Answer:

Because they don't know the words!

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a sheep with out legs?

A. A cloud .

Kids Riddle  Not rated yet
Question:

How does mother earth fish?

Answer:

With North and South Poles.

Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Question:

We all know the joke, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'...Well...What do you call someone who tells chicken jokes?

Answer:

A ...

Animal Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Q. A snake, an ant, a spider, and a centipede were playing. They got hungry. They wanted somebody to buy some food.

The snake said:'I don't have foot....

Silly Jokes For Kids  Not rated yet
Question:

What kind of ring did Ronald McDonald give Wendy for their engagement?


Answer:

An onion ring.

Food Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Question: Why did the tomato blush?

Answer: He saw the salad dressing.

Kids Jokes  Not rated yet
Question: What city is related to Smallville?

Answer: Mini -apolis.


Question: What do you Vampires take for their coughs?

Answer: Coffin ...

Silly Jokes  Not rated yet
Question:

How do you get the water into a watermelon?

Answer:

Plant it in the spring.


Question:

Why couldn't the orange cross ...

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q. Why did the king go to the dentist?



A. To get his teeth crowned!

Great Riddle!  Not rated yet
Q. What is twice in a week, once in a year, and not in a month?



A. The letter 'E'!

Riddle For Kids  Not rated yet
Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A. A sponge!

Animal Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Q: what is black white and red all over?

A: A Penguin with a sunburn!




HAHA

Riddles For Kids  Not rated yet

Q. Which animal is also in the alphabet?

A. A Bee.




Q. Which vegetable is also in the alphabet?

A. A Pea.

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on and ant?


A. Da-ant, da-ant, da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant...

Animal Kids Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What did the cat say when he got hurt?

A. 'Me- owww '

Kids Jokes  Not rated yet
Kay: My Dad has bought a new car.

George: Really? What kind?

Kat: I think it starts with a T.

G: That's strange, most cars start with gasoline!...

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green all over?






A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

riddle  Not rated yet
Q. What kind of soda should you never drink?









A: BAKING ...

Silly Joke  Not rated yet
Q. What colour is a burp?











A. Burple, of course!

Animal Joke  Not rated yet
Q. How do you get down off an elephant?









A. You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.

plain joke  Not rated yet
Q. What do you call a no eye deer?


A. No idea 'r

Animal Joke For Kids  Not rated yet
Q. How do you make a octopus laugh?


A. Tentacles! (Ten tickles)

Silly Kid Joke  Not rated yet
Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9.

(Seven ate nine!)