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Funny Kids Jokes About Space

Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips.

Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

Q. What's an astronauts favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. What do space cows say?
A. "Mooooo-n."

Q. What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A. An unidentified frying object.

Q. What do you call a wizard in space?
A. A flying saucer-er.

Q. What is an aliens favorite sport?
A. SpaceBall

Funny Kids Jokes

Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right?

Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you, something smells.

Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults.

Funny Kids Jokes - Animals

Q. Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
A. Because he was known as a hard case.

Q. What do you comb a rabbit with?
A. A hare brush.

Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?
A. The porcupine because he had the most points.

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish.

Q. where do mermaids see movies?
A. At the Dive-In.

Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can.

Q. What monkey is always exploding?
A. A ba-boom.

Q. Why can't you play games in the jungle?
A. Because there's always gonna be a cheetah.

Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse.
A. A Zebra.

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