Funny jokes for kids!

by Maddy Guidash
(Newark, DE)

Joke:

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

Answer:

With a pumpkin patch.

Joke:

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

Answer:

In case he got a hole in one.

Joke:

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Answer:

Beef jerky.

Joke:

What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

Answer:

A Toy-yoda.

Joke:

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?

Answer:

With a cow-culator.