Funny Jokes And Riddles Collection For Kids.

by MARYAM FAROOQUI
(ABUDHABI,UAE.)

MARYAM FAROOQUI..

MARYAM FAROOQUI..

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Joke) WHY DID THE MOBILE PHONE GO TO DENTIST?

Answer) TO TAKE OFF IT'S BLUE-TOOTH!!!!

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Joke) HOW DO YOU MAKE SEVEN "EVEN"?

Answer) RUB OFF THE "S"...

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Joke) WHY ARE THE COOKS TOO CRUEL?

Answer) THEY BEAT EGGS...

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Joke) WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND HAS "T" IN IT?

Answer) A TEAPOT...

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Joke) WHAT STARTS WITH "p" ENDS WITH "e" AND HAS MILLIONS OF LETTERS?

Answer) POST-OFFICE..

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Joke) WHAT DID THE BABY-CORN SAY TO ITS MOTHER?

Answer) WHERE IS POPCORN??!!

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Joke) WHICH TREE CAN FIT IN YOUR HAND?

Answer) A PALM TREE.

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Joke) HOW DO LIONS GREETS THE ANIMALS IN JUNGLE?

Answer)"PLEASED TO EAT YOU"

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Joke)HOW DO BEES GO TO SCHOOL?

Answer)BY THE SCHOOL BUZZZZZ...

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Joke)I RUN BUT NEVER WALK,I HAVE A BED BUT I NEVER LIE ON IT,WHAT AM I?

Answer) RIVER...

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Joke)WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALT WATER?

Answer)BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEEZE...

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Joke) WHICH BOW CANNOT BE TIED?

Answer) RAINBOW...

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Joke)WHY CANT CINDERELLA PLAY SOCCER?

Answer)BECAUSE SHE KEEP RUNNING FROM THE BALL!!

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Joke)WHICH ANIMAL IS EXPERT IN HITTING A BALL?

Answer) A BAT..

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Joke)WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES?

Answer)TOWEL...

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Joke)WHY DO YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT?

Answer)BECAUSE THE BED WON'T COME TO YOU...

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Joke) WHY DID MICKEY MOUSE GO TO THE SPACE?

Answer) BECAUSE HE WAS FINDING PLUTO...

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Joke)WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF BARBIES?

Answer)BARBIE-QUEUE. (BBQ)...

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Joke)EVERYONE HAS ONE, BUT NO ONE USES THEIR OWN. WHAT IS IT?

Answer) YOUR NAME...

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Joke)WHICH ELECTRONIC DEVICE IS SCARED OF CAT?

Answer)MOUSE...

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Joke)WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY?

Answer)ELECTRICITY...

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