Funny Jokes And Riddles Collection For Kids.
by MARYAM FAROOQUI
(ABUDHABI,UAE.)
MARYAM FAROOQUI..
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Joke) WHY DID THE MOBILE PHONE GO TO DENTIST?
Answer) TO TAKE OFF IT'S BLUE-TOOTH!!!!
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Joke) HOW DO YOU MAKE SEVEN "EVEN"?
Answer) RUB OFF THE "S"...
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Joke) WHY ARE THE COOKS TOO CRUEL?
Answer) THEY BEAT EGGS...
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Joke) WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND HAS "T" IN IT?
Answer) A TEAPOT...
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Joke) WHAT STARTS WITH "p" ENDS WITH "e" AND HAS MILLIONS OF LETTERS?
Answer) POST-OFFICE..
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Joke) WHAT DID THE BABY-CORN SAY TO ITS MOTHER?
Answer) WHERE IS POPCORN??!!
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Joke) WHICH TREE CAN FIT IN YOUR HAND?
Answer) A PALM TREE.
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Joke) HOW DO LIONS GREETS THE ANIMALS IN JUNGLE?
Answer)"PLEASED TO EAT YOU"
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Joke)HOW DO BEES GO TO SCHOOL?
Answer)BY THE SCHOOL BUZZZZZ...
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Joke)I RUN BUT NEVER WALK,I HAVE A BED BUT I NEVER LIE ON IT,WHAT AM I?
Answer) RIVER...
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Joke)WHY DO FISH LIVE IN SALT WATER?
Answer)BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES THEM SNEEZE...
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Joke) WHICH BOW CANNOT BE TIED?
Answer) RAINBOW...
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Joke)WHY CANT CINDERELLA PLAY SOCCER?
Answer)BECAUSE SHE KEEP RUNNING FROM THE BALL!!
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Joke)WHICH ANIMAL IS EXPERT IN HITTING A BALL?
Answer) A BAT..
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Joke)WHAT GETS WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES?
Answer)TOWEL...
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Joke)WHY DO YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT?
Answer)BECAUSE THE BED WON'T COME TO YOU...
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Joke) WHY DID MICKEY MOUSE GO TO THE SPACE?
Answer) BECAUSE HE WAS FINDING PLUTO...
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Joke)WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF BARBIES?
Answer)BARBIE-QUEUE. (BBQ)...
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Joke)EVERYONE HAS ONE, BUT NO ONE USES THEIR OWN. WHAT IS IT?
Answer) YOUR NAME...
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Joke)WHICH ELECTRONIC DEVICE IS SCARED OF CAT?
Answer)MOUSE...
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Joke)WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY?
Answer)ELECTRICITY...