Funny Christmas Jokes
by Milaina Gregory
(Murray Bridge, SA, Australia)
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can say ho-ho-ho.
Q: What's red and white and gives presents to good little crabs on Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws...
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandma a packet of odd handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A: She didn't know what size her grandma's nose was.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why was Santas little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a archer with a gift wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?