Food and Animal Jokes

by Krystle
(Nashua, NH)

Joke:


How come the mushroom has sooo many friends?!

Answer:

-Cause he's a FUNgi!

Joke:

How come you never see a crow hurt on the side of the road?!

Answer:

-Cause there's always another in the tree, warning, "Caaah-Caaahhh!!"

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