It's time to share some Christmas Jokes and Riddles for Kids!
Children love Christmas. The air is cooler and in some countries the snow is falling and snowmen are everywhere. Have fun laughing and telling these holiday jokes for kids!
Send us your funny kids jokes for Christmas too!
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch? A. Icebergers!
Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A. A Snowball.
Q. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? A. Frost bite!
Q. What do Snowmen like to ride? A. Ice-icles
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas? A. Because it soots him!
Q. What do elves learn in Grade 1? A. The elf-abet.
Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet? A. It has no "L". (Noel)
Q. Does Santa like to garden? A. Of course! He gets to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
*** Check out our JibJab for the season below! Then make your own with the link above!***
Share your laugh-out-loud Christmas jokes and riddles! It's family fun when your kids get to laugh with you and the world! Just remember to add the punch line and/or the answer to your riddle. We will only accept ones that have the punch line included.
Tell your friends you are officially published online and keep sharing the laughter...
Here are the Funny Christmas Jokes and Riddles that have already been sent in!
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What do you get when a fire is lit and Santa goes down the chimney?
Answer:
Crisp Cringle.
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I am taller than you or me. I like a good hair cut from time to time, and you will pamper me like a model but my friends like to watch everywhere.
