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Christmas Jokes and Riddles For Kids

It's time to share some Christmas Jokes and Riddles for Kids!

Children love Christmas. The air is cooler and in some countries the snow is falling and snowmen are everywhere. Have fun laughing and telling these holiday jokes for kids!

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Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Icebergers!

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A Snowball.

Q. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Frost bite!

Q. What do Snowmen like to ride?
A. Ice-icles

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas?
A. Because it soots him!

Q. What do elves learn in Grade 1?
A. The elf-abet.

Q. How is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
A. It has no "L". (Noel)

Q. Does Santa like to garden?
A. Of course! He gets to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!

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A. Trick or tweet !

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Answer:

Nacho-cheese.

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Who's there?
IC.
IC who?
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Answer:

Your putting me on.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

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Cargo who?

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

Answer:

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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What do you call a snapping turtles cereal?

Answer:

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What happens when a turtle meets a porcupine?

Answer:

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Who's there?

Cow go.

Cow go who?

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Answer: Sandy Claws.

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Question:

Why did the football go to the bank?

Answer:

To get his Quarter-back .

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