BEST KIDS JOKES

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Best Kids Jokes - Knock-Knock:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
M-2
M-2 who?
M-2 tired to knock!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
Army and you still going for ice cream?

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come to my party?

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a million dollars!

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry.
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry who?
Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma lunch be ready soon?

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
SuperMan.

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Baa!
Baa who?
BatMan!

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Best Kids Jokes About Animals

Q. What is the most musical pet?
A. A trum-pet.

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Q. What pet lays around the house all day?
A. A Car-pet.

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Q. What's your pets favorite veggie?
A. The pet-atoe.

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Q. Which pet is a librarians favorite?
A. A cat-alog.

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Q. What dog hogs all the food?
A. A pet-a-greed.

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Q. What do you feed your pet frog?
A. Croakers and milk.

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Q. Why did the lion eat a 100 Watt light bulb?
A. He wanted a light lunch.

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Q. What is an owl's favorite subject?
A. Owlgebra.

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Q. What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A. 'Pooched' eggs and 'Bark-on.'

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Q. What can go as fast as a race horse?
A. The Jockey.

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Q. What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing a taxi.

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Q. Why was the lion's neck all wet?
A. He had a leaky water mane.

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Brother: Our mosquitoes are so big...

Sister: How big are they?

Brother: They're so big...that the last one that bit me, left footprints on my arm!

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Q. What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A. A walk.

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Q. How does a Rancher count his cattle?
A. With a cowculator.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A. A smell you can't get rid of.

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Q. Which side of a dog has the most hair?
A. The outside.

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Q. Why don't turkeys get invited to dinner parties?
A. Because they use fowl language.

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Q. What animal drops from the clouds?
A. Raindeer.

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Q. What has four legs and goes "Boo"?
A. A cow with a cold.

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Q. What do you call fourteen rabbits hopping backwards?
A. A Receding Hareline.

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Q. What do you call a baby whale?
A. A little squirt.

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Q. What's a Ducks favorite T.V. show?
A. The Feather Forecast.

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Q. What do you get if you cross an Owl and a Skunk?
A. A bird that stinks, but doesn't hoot.

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*** Some of these best kids jokes are made up from my kids classmates. They had fun doing it, so I am including them. Ask your kids to make up their best kids jokes. Write them down in a small folder or keep them in a binder. It can be a summer project of daily laughter!***

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Q. What do you call a flock of ducks playing hide-and-seek?
A. Fowl Play.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake is a baby's?
A. It has a rattle.

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Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. "Rip-it."

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Q. What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air?
A. A sleeping centipede.

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Q. Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A. Robber Duckies.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A. A Croaker Spaniel.

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Q. What fish swims at 100mph?
A. A Motor Pike.

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Q. What does an eagle like to write with?
A. A Bald-point pen.

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Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.

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Q. What did the Queen Bee say to the nosy neighbor?
A. "Hey, mind your own bees' nest!"

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Silly Best Kids Jokes

Q. Why is "H" the funnest letter?
A. Because it's at the start of every Holiday.

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Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. It was embarrassed to have to change in front of everyone.

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Q. What kind of Mexican food can give you frostbite?
A. A Burrr-ito!

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Q. Do you file your nails?
A. No, I throw them away.

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Q. What's the difference between a butcher and an insomniac?
A. One weighs a steak and the other stays awake.

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Q. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A. He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Q. What do you call a Hippie's wife?
A. Mississippi.

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Q. What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

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Q. What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
A. It wooden go.

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Q. What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A Carrot.

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Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. He only had one Pupil.

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Q. What's Black and White and Red all over.
A. A Newspaper! (One of the classic Best Kids Jokes.)

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Q. Who can tell someone where to 'get off' and get away with it?
A. A Bus Driver.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a bag of chips and a lawnmower?
A. Shredded Treat.

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Q. What is worse than seeing a sharks fin?
A. Seeing the sharks tonsils.

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Q. What do Trees wear when they go the the pool?
A. Swimming Trunks.

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Q. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but she changes it into a toad.

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Q. Where should a 500-pound alien go?
A. On a diet!

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Q. What do you get if you cross an adult with a moan?
A. A Groan-up.

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