Animal Jokes

by ROSNIZA
(MALAYSIA)

Question: How do you stick an elephant in the fridge?

Answer: Open the door and push him in.

("I didn't mention the size of the fridge!" lol)


Question:
OK, then, how do you stick a giraffe into a fridge?

Answer:
Open the door and push him in?
Nope...first you have to open the door and take the elephant out, and then you can put the giraffe in.


Question:
One day, there was a meeting in the jungle. All the animals attended the meeting except one.

What animal missed the meeting?


Answer:
The giraffe, because it was in the fridge.


Question:
One boy tried to cross a river which was full of crocodiles just by swimming...he managed to reach the other side safely.

How was it possible?


Answer:
The crocodile went to the jungle meeting.