Animal Joke For Kids

by Selma
(Missisauga)

There once was a man with a wife and a cat.


The man hated the cat. One day he drives far away with the cat in the car. He throws the cat into the woods, then he drives home. To his surprise the cat is on the doorstep. Then the the man puts the cat into the car and drives even farther. He puts the cat into the woods and drives back home. When he gets home, the cat is sitting at the door step. The man gets really angry and he puts the cat into the car and drives as far as he can, and puts him into the woods. Then the man says, 'get lost!' He calls his wife and says 'Honey, is the cat home?' The wife says 'yes, he is,' and the man says, 'can you put the cat on the phone, I'm lost.'

THE END

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