A silly animal riddle joke kind of

by Nicola
(England)

There were 1000 bricks on a wall. 1 fell off.

How many were there?

999

How do you put an elephant in a fridge in only 3 steps?

1) Open the door.
2) Put the elephant in.
3) Close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

A lion was organizing a party and invited all the animals, but one couldn't come. Which one was it?

The giraffe because it was stuck in the fridge.

A girl wanted to cross the road but it was invaded by crocodiles, how did she cross the road?

She crossed it normally because the crocs were at the party.

The girl did cross the road but she died.
How?

A random brick fell from the sky.

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