A Riddle and A Kids Joke (Pun)

by Bert La Barge Sr
(Wisconsin)

Riddle:


What's all grey and has a trunk?

Answer:

A Mouse going on vacation.

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Joke:

What did George Washington say when he chopped down the Cherry Tree?

Answer:

"I can not tell a lie 'PopEye' did it."

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